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| Thread ID: 118396 | 2011-06-02 19:03:00 | Six Toes & Extraterrestrial Aliens | SurferJoe46 (51) | PC World Chat |
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| 1206417 | 2011-06-02 19:03:00 | Title 14,Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16, 1969, make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles. Back in the days of pirate ships, women who were in labor would have both wrists tied to the cannons on the port and stern of the ship, respectively. The cannons were fired simultaneously. It was believed that the opposing recoils applied to the woman's body would assist the labor process, hence the term "Son Of A Gun" All polar bears are left-handed. No piece of paper can be folded in half more than 7 times. Rats and horses can't vomit. Between 1937 and 1945 Heinz produced a version of Alphabet Spaghetti especially for the German market that consisted solely of little pasta swastikas. It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month or what we know today as the honeymoon. 40% of all people at a party snoop in your medicine cabinet. The glue on Israeli postage stamps is certified kosher. An office chair with wheels travels 8 miles a year. Most American car horns honk in the key of F. It is illegal in the state of Kentucky to marry your wife's grandmother. The fingerprints of Koala Bears are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene. ...and finally the 'toes' part::: Marilyn Monroe had six toes. |
SurferJoe46 (51) | ||
| 1206418 | 2011-06-02 21:54:00 | <snip> Marilyn Monroe had six toes. Six toes, TOTAL? Or six on each foot? |
johcar (6283) | ||
| 1206419 | 2011-06-02 22:14:00 | Six toes, TOTAL? Or six on each foot? Gack! I don't remember ----- and all those times I never looked! Drat! |
SurferJoe46 (51) | ||
| 1206420 | 2011-06-02 22:52:00 | Who was looking at her toes. eh Joe? | Whenu (9358) | ||
| 1206421 | 2011-06-02 22:58:00 | Too were too busy looking at the photo of her skirt blowing up ..... you do realise SJ that that photo was just another conspiracy theory to distract would-be snoopers like yourself from actually wanting to look at her feet ... Just ask JFK and Elvis next time you're out Area51 way ... | SP8's (9836) | ||
| 1206422 | 2011-06-02 23:48:00 | 40% of all people at a party snoop in your medicine cabinet. Not in mine, i dont have one..... |
Gobe1 (6290) | ||
| 1206423 | 2011-06-02 23:51:00 | 40% of all people at a party snoop in your medicine cabinet. Not in mine, i dont have one..... A party, or a medicine cabinet? (Boy there's a lot of vagueness in posts these days!! :D) |
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