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| Thread ID: 119459 | 2011-07-24 06:29:00 | Geeky Jokes | pctek (84) | PC World Chat |
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| 1218796 | 2011-07-24 06:29:00 | How many software engineers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, that's a hardware problem Hear the one about the programmer that got stuck in the shower? The directions on the shampoo said "Lather, Rinse, Repeat" Why do engineers confuse Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 = Dec 25 Did you hear about the man who cooled himself to absolute zero? He's 0K |
pctek (84) | ||
| 1218797 | 2011-07-24 06:44:00 | two atoms walk into a bar. one atom says to the other atom "oh no, I've lost an electron!" the other atom says "omg are you sure?" the first atom replies "yes, I'm positive" :pf1mobmini: |
jareemon (5207) | ||
| 1218798 | 2011-07-24 06:51:00 | There are 10 types of people in the world - those who know binary and those who don't There are 10 types of people in the world - those who know binary and those who have friends 1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0 Q: How can you tell if a geek is extroverted? A: He stares at your shoes. Windows: Just another pane in the glass Failure is not an option. It comes bundled with your Microsoft product. |
bot (15449) | ||
| 1218799 | 2011-07-24 06:54:00 | If microsoft made vacuume cleaners, it would be their first product that didn't suck | plod (107) | ||
| 1218800 | 2011-07-24 07:21:00 | if Microsoft made cars, :pf1mobmini: |
jareemon (5207) | ||
| 1218801 | 2011-07-24 09:17:00 | two atoms walk into a bar. one atom says to the other atom "oh no, I've lost an electron!" the other atom says "omg are you sure?" the first atom replies "yes, I'm positive" :pf1mobmini: Nice:thumbs: |
sahilcc7 (15483) | ||
| 1218802 | 2011-07-24 09:23:00 | If microsoft made vacuume cleaners, it would be their first product that didn't suck But a vacuum cleaner actually does suck! LL |
lakewoodlady (103) | ||
| 1218803 | 2011-07-24 09:30:00 | But a vacuum cleaner actually does suck! LL ...exactly.... |
pine-o-cleen (2955) | ||
| 1218804 | 2011-07-24 09:48:00 | But a vacuum cleaner actually does suck! LL :rolleyes: |
plod (107) | ||
| 1218805 | 2011-07-24 09:58:00 | i.imgur.com/RJb1P.jpg :pf1mobmini: |
jareemon (5207) | ||
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