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Thread ID: 119610 2011-07-31 22:19:00 Monday Laughs.....Fresh stock for August, and a touch of the Aussies........... Billy T (70) PC World Chat
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1220267 2011-08-01 05:28:00 Prayer for LeRoy

A preacher said, “Anyone with ‘special needs’ who wants to be prayed over, please come forward to the front by the altar.”

With that, LeRoy got in line, and when it was his turn, the Preacher asked, “LeRoy, what do you want me to pray about for you?”

LeRoy replied, “Preacher, I need you to pray for help with my hearing.”

The preacher put one finger of one hand in LeRoy’s ear, placed his other hand on top of LeRoy’s head, and then prayed and
prayed and prayed. He prayed a “blue streak” for LeRoy, and the whole congregation joined in with great enthusiasm.

After a few minutes, the preacher removed his hands, stood back and asked, “LeRoy, how is your hearing now ?”

LeRoy answered, “I don’t know. It ain’t ’til next week.”
tutaenui (1724)
1220268 2011-08-01 07:20:00 Thanks Billy Gobe1 (6290)
1220269 2011-08-01 23:13:00 It was entertainment night at the Senior Citizens Centre.

Claude the hypnotist explained: "I'm here to put you into a trance; Iintend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience."

The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat.

"I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for six generations"

He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch. .. .."

The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface.

Hundreds of pairs eyes followed the swaying watch, until, suddenly, the the chain broke, it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces.

"SH!T!" said the Hypnotist.

It took three days to clean up the Senior Citizens Centre. Claude was never invited back.

:D:D
WalOne (4202)
1220270 2011-08-01 23:31:00 It took three days to clean up the Senior Citizens Centre. Claude was never invited back.
That reminds me of the little ditty.
Sh!t said the King and 40,000 people strove to do their best because they knew to disobey the King meant death.
mikebartnz (21)
1220271 2011-08-02 00:30:00 I was walking past an ATM machine the other day and a little elderly lady asked me to help her check her balance, so I pushed her over. :xmouth: Bozo (8540)
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