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| Thread ID: 148935 | 2020-04-01 19:50:00 | The Questions of Life? | Roscoe (6288) | PC World Chat |
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| 1467841 | 2020-04-01 19:50:00 | How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? Why does a round pizza come in a square box? What disease did cured ham actually have? How is it that we put a man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours? Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? Why do doctors leave the room while you change? - They're going to see you naked anyway... Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural? Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him? Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from? Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? Why did you just try singing the two songs above? - from the RNZAF Association newsletter.:) |
Roscoe (6288) | ||
| 1467842 | 2020-04-01 21:17:00 | You are sounding very philosophical this morning Roscoe Ken :) :) |
kenj (9738) | ||
| 1467843 | 2020-04-01 21:24:00 | There is always 42..... Which is, of course.......the answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything", calculated by an enormous supercomputer named Deep Thought over a period of 7.5 million years. Ken :) |
kenj (9738) | ||
| 1467844 | 2020-04-01 22:39:00 | Watched a program on Choice this morning about Turtle Beach, the hatching of turtles under time lapse video. How did those baby turtles know which way was "up", was it put into their DNA when the 1st male and female of the species were created/evolved!!. lurking. |
Lurking (218) | ||
| 1467845 | 2020-04-01 22:47:00 | How did those baby turtles know which way was "up", You could say the same thing about politicians as well! Ken :clap:clap |
kenj (9738) | ||
| 1467846 | 2020-04-01 22:59:00 | Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural? One of the great mysteries. |
allblack (6574) | ||
| 1467847 | 2020-04-01 23:20:00 | One of the great mysteries. Have you been trying to solve this for a long time? :) Ken |
kenj (9738) | ||
| 1467848 | 2020-04-01 23:35:00 | Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? Heaven? Clothes? If you believe this stuff, you're a ghost, ghost don't have bodies, never mind clothes. To see the view which you can't see standing down below. Obviously. They don't. In fact home made bread requires 2 goes on a toaster now.........the heat settings are designed for shop bread, which has so many additives in it to make it last ages, that's why it can burn easily. Vogels doesn't either - that and home made..... |
piroska (17583) | ||
| 1467849 | 2020-04-01 23:52:00 | Heaven? Clothes? If you believe this stuff, you're a ghost, ghost don't have bodies, never mind clothes. You mean that you don't believe in Heaven but you believe in ghosts?:groan:You can't have it both ways. :illogical |
Roscoe (6288) | ||
| 1467850 | 2020-04-01 23:52:00 | Have you been trying to solve this for a long time? :) Ken Since I reached the age of trying to get them off. |
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