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Thread ID: 148973 2020-04-29 21:38:00 Jokes piroska (17583) PC World Chat
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1468423 2020-05-10 01:28:00 Land of the free, home of the brave, LOL. At least the weather is warm. zqwerty (97)
1468424 2020-05-10 01:39:00 I want to vomit.... Zippity (58)
1468425 2020-05-10 03:22:00 I want to vomit....

Please do, but not over the keypad
bonzo29 (2348)
1468426 2020-05-10 22:35:00 This is quite applicable in these times!

10346

Ken :banana
kenj (9738)
1468427 2020-05-11 00:02:00 This is quite applicable in these times!

10346

Ken :banana

Not to mention shingles - the free vaccination for us over the hill types is ongoing at the moment.
John H (8)
1468428 2020-05-11 00:24:00 Not to mention shingles - the free vaccination for us over the hill types is ongoing at the moment.

$230.
Unless you're over 65.
piroska (17583)
1468429 2020-05-11 05:30:00 Like I said, free for us over the hill types... Even then it is only free for us for a strictly limited period. We have both had it done; I have had shingles twice and don't want a third experience as it tends to get worse as the years condemn. John H (8)
1468430 2020-05-11 05:38:00 There's a few of us on this forum John. I think we outnumber the "young uns"

Ken :)
kenj (9738)
1468431 2020-05-11 18:44:00 There's a few of us on this forum John. I think we outnumber the "young uns"

Ken :)

Yeah, we are the ones standing on one leg ;)
R2x1 (4628)
1468432 2020-05-19 19:56:00 Never underestimate the elderly! Your smile for today!!



The old lady handed her bank card to a bank teller and said, “I would like to withdraw $500.”

The female teller told her, “For withdrawals less than $5,000, please use the ATM.”

The old lady then asked, “Why?”

The teller irritably told her, “These are rules. Please leave if there is no other matter. There is a queue behind you.”

She then returned the card to the old lady. The old lady remained silent… but then she returned the card to the teller and said, “Please help me withdraw all the money I have.”

The teller was astonished when she checked the account balance. She nodded her head, leaned down and said to the old lady, “My apologies Granny, you have $3.5 million in your account and our bank does not have so much cash currently. Could you make an appointment and come again tomorrow?”

The old lady then asked, “How much am I able to withdraw now?”

The teller told her, “Any amount up to $300,000” The old lady then told the teller that she wanted to withdraw $300,000 from her account. The teller did so quickly and handed it to the old lady respectfully. The old lady put $500 in her bag and asked the teller to deposit the balance of $299,500 back into her account.

Don't be difficult with old people... we can outwit the young and dumb.

Ken :)
kenj (9738)
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