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| Thread ID: 148972 | 2020-04-29 05:59:00 | Lockdown limericks | Tony (4941) | PC World Chat |
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| 1468406 | 2020-04-29 05:59:00 | I'm surprised nobody has started this here already. Here are some to start you off: 1 My PC and mouse are my friends When I check social media trends And Facebook and Twitter Will greatly help fritter The time until level 4 ends. 2 Covid-19 is just nothing but trouble As we all sit around in our bubble Our patience is fraying And we are all praying We’ll soon be out of our struggle. 3 The lockdown’s a bit of a PITA As we all stay at home and just sit a- round on our lonesome And sinfully binge on Ice cream and pancakes and fritters. 4 Jacinda’s the queen of the podium Master of language and idiom But Bridges, the prat Is no good at that And gets everybody’s opprobrium. 5 Lockdown is starting to get to me I’m becoming the total epitome Of one who’s TV Is now watching me And I’m descending at speed to insanity. 6 I’m sitting alone on the sofa And feeling a bit of a loafer I’m in self-isolation With the rest of the nation And can’t find a good rhyme to end with. 7 This lockdown’s a bit like a holiday I sit around drinking chardonnay And I know that its rude And should be eschewed But Pornhub is only a click away. 8 This lockdown’s a bit like a holiday I sit around drinking Beaujolais And I know that its crude And often quite rude But YouTube is only a click away. |
Tony (4941) | ||
| 1468407 | 2020-05-04 10:02:00 | I'm not an essential worker So I guess I'm a bit of a shirker But at seventy plus I won't make a fuss I'll just get around in a burqa. |
Blue Druid (4480) | ||
| 1468408 | 2020-05-04 10:12:00 | LOL I'm not sure what the fact that it was two 70+ year-olds who are doing this tells everybody... |
Tony (4941) | ||
| 1468409 | 2020-05-04 10:15:00 | I'm not an essential worker So I guess I'm a bit of a shirker But at seventy plus I won't make a fuss I'll just get around in a burqa. A story I’ll tell of a chap Who thought he the virus could trap So with facemask and glove He called on his love And now his poor girlfriend has clap |
Blue Druid (4480) | ||
| 1468410 | 2020-05-04 10:23:00 | Nice scansion! | Tony (4941) | ||
| 1468411 | 2020-05-04 10:34:00 | She said that she really must test To find if a virus molests With a swab up my snoz She said it's because Elsewhere it would lead to arrest |
Blue Druid (4480) | ||
| 1468412 | 2020-05-04 10:35:00 | LOL I'm not sure what the fact that it was two 70+ year-olds who are doing this tells everybody... I'm not over seventy — I'm only 65 plus GST! |
Blue Druid (4480) | ||
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