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Thread ID: 119879	2011-08-14 23:54:00	Monday Laughs.........A Simple Test, 'Ask Obama', NZ's smartest Maori etc..........	Billy T (70)	PC World Chat

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1223354	2011-08-16 00:10:00	So where's that facepalm emoticon??? :D Billy, I think we need more of this type of thread - "Monthly Riddles"?	johcar (6283)
1223355	2011-08-16 00:40:00	Yep got 1 & 8 wrong serves me right for not reading the questions properly	gary67 (56)
1223356	2011-08-16 01:48:00	Mine .... 1) Johnny 2) Meat … butchers usually do ! 3) Mount Everest .. always been the highest 4) None … it’s a hole ! 5) Incorrectly … always spell it that way 6) Northern Hemisphere 7) You need a camera … not a wooden leg 8) We don’t have a president ! 9) 2nd Place … you’ve just taken over HIS position of second place 10) Neither … yolks are yellow(ish) 11) 9 … simple math !! If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other field, how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in another field? Simple maths indeed. If he combines 5 haystacks with 4 haystacks, he ends up with one haystack... :D	johcar (6283)
1223357	2011-08-16 01:51:00	I admitted my mistake on the previous page johcar ... there's no need to rub it in. You are perilously close to having a very large snowball thrown at you !!	SP8's (9836)
1223358	2011-08-16 02:05:00	I admitted my mistake on the previous page johcar ... there's no need to rub it in. You are perilously close to having a very large snowball thrown at you !! Nothing like a virtual snow ball fight.:D	mikebartnz (21)
1223359	2011-08-16 02:12:00	Ah! I missed that post by dugimodo - apologies. Consider me snowballed! :) (It's better than being mothballed!) EDIT: Keep it clean people - no comments about the number of moths you'd need to collect to make a mothball big enough to feel when it hit!! :D	johcar (6283)
1223360	2011-08-16 02:27:00	Well, the first interactive Monday Laughs Chat Session seems to have been a success. Here are the correct answers: And no thanks to Sp8s for jumping the gun, poor sportmanship there. Must be an Aussie, and he got two wrong as well :D Johcar jumped the queue as well :( but got one wrong as well by trying to be a bit too clever. Close, but no cigar. I suspect internet research. 1. Johnny of course 2. Meat 3. Mt. Everest; it just wasn't discovered yet. [You're not very good at this are you?] 4. There is no dirt in a hole. 5. Incorrectly 6. Jenny lives in the Northern Hemisphere 7. You need a camera to take pictures. 8. Same as is it now - Barack Obama [Oh for god's sake, come on, my grandmother could deo better than this....] 9. You would be in 2nd. Well, you passed the person in second place, not first. 10. Neither, the yolk of the egg is yellow [D'oh] 11. One. If he combines all of his haystacks, they all become one big stack. Ok, Class is out now You can all go back to sleep... If you can't sleep, read the following. If that doesn't do it, nothing will. Did you know that there's one word in the English language that can be a noun, a verb, an adjective, an adverb, and a preposition? This two-letter word in English has more meanings than any other two-letter word, and that word is 'UP.' It is listed in the dictionary as an [adv], [prep], [adj], [n] or [v]. It's easy to understand UP, meaning toward the sky or at the top of the list, but when we awaken in the morning, why do we wake UP? At a meeting, why does a topic come UP ? Why do we speak UP, and why are the Officers UP for election and why is it UP to the Secretary to write UP a report? We call UP our friends, brighten UP a room, polish UP the silver, warm UP the leftovers and clean UP the kitchen. We lock UP the house and fix UP the old car. At other times, this little word has real special meaning. People stir UP trouble, line UP for tickets, work UP an appetite, and think UP excuses. To be dressed is one thing, but to be dressed UP is special, and we show UP at functions, or for work. And this is confusing: A drain must be opened UP because it is stopped UP and we open UP a store in the morning but we close it UP at night. In fact we seem to be pretty mixed UP about UP! To be knowledgeable about the proper uses of UP, look UP the word UP in the dictionary. In a desk-sized dictionary, it takes UP almost 1/4 of the page and can add UP to about thirty definitions. If you are UP to it, you might try building UP a list of the many ways UP is used. It will take UP a lot of your time, but if you don't give UP, you may wind UP with a hundred or more. When it threatens to rain, we say it is clouding UP. When the sun comes out, we say it is clearing UP. When it rains, the earth soaks it UP. When it does not rain for a while, things dry UP. One could go on and on, but I'll wrap it UP, for now ..... my time is UP! Oh ..... one more thing: What is the first thing you do in the morning and the last thing you do at night? U P! Did that one crack you UP? Don't screw UP. Send this on to everyone you have written UP in your address book..... or not..... it's entirely UP to you. Now I'll dry UP!	Billy T (70)
1223361	2011-08-16 02:30:00	Point of order, Mr Chairman. I cannot tell a lie - it was I who jumped the gun... :)	johcar (6283)
1223362	2011-08-16 04:03:00	Protest. :D It clearly said What was the Presidents name. Well, according to THESE (dl.dropbox.com) guys logic. ;)	B.M. (505)
1223363	2011-08-16 06:30:00	Call me a bloody Aussie .... :ban	SP8's (9836)
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