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| Thread ID: 120040 | 2011-08-22 22:56:00 | Anyone had an Endoscopy done before ?? | SP8's (9836) | PC World Chat |
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| 1225161 | 2011-08-24 05:59:00 | Be worse if they did the south route and forgot to clean it before doing the north route ... :D | SP8's (9836) | ||
| 1225162 | 2011-08-24 06:37:00 | Be worse if they did the south route and forgot to clean it before doing the north route ... :D Nah....They just swap ends, and sniff before they use it next time. Why else would they call it an endo-scope. I've had the colonoscopy too, but all they found was a old wallet, five buttons, two earrings, a bra-strap and three sets of car keys. It's a bit like checking down the back of your sofa. The worst part is the pre-procedure blow-through. Even radiators get kinder treatment when being flushed. The amount of liquid you have to drink to flush it all through is horrendous. It's like Delhi belly, only slightly less painful. I copped that the first time I went to India and it didn't hit until I got to Athens, where I spent two days lying on the toilet floor. For six months after I was afraid to fart in case I turned inside out. It is hell walking with your legs crossed, and everybody thinks you are handicapped. Cheers Billy 8-{) |
Billy T (70) | ||
| 1225163 | 2011-08-24 07:47:00 | Nah....They just swap ends, and sniff before they use it next time. Why else would they call it an endo-scope. I've had the colonoscopy too, but all they found was a old wallet, five buttons, two earrings, a bra-strap and three sets of car keys. It's a bit like checking down the back of your sofa. The worst part is the pre-procedure blow-through. Even radiators get kinder treatment when being flushed. The amount of liquid you have to drink to flush it all through is horrendous. It's like Delhi belly, only slightly less painful. I copped that the first time I went to India and it didn't hit until I got to Athens, where I spent two days lying on the toilet floor. For six months after I was afraid to fart in case I turned inside out. It is hell walking with your legs crossed, and everybody thinks you are handicapped. Cheers Billy 8-{) :lol::lol::lol: Been there. :o |
WalOne (4202) | ||
| 1225164 | 2011-08-24 08:25:00 | Had 2 procedures done with no extras, watched it on a monitor then they gave me a photo of my ulcer | Whenu (9358) | ||
| 1225165 | 2011-08-24 09:39:00 | Hmmm, did they do them at the same time - one from north and one from the south? That would be interesting if the cameras met in the middle . . . Ha ha, good one John . :thumbs: The amount of liquid you have to drink to flush it all through is horrendous . It's like Delhi belly, only slightly less painful . Billy 8-{) Ooohhh, yeah, that liquid cr*p is the sh*ts . . . never been so close to a loo . . . it really does the job tho! |
Strommer (42) | ||
| 1225166 | 2011-08-24 10:56:00 | I could tell you a story, about a chap who manned up and spurned the anaesthetic, but took the throat spray to keep the medics happy. During the following intense procedure the surgeon insisted on chatting, asking questions, and making interesting comments whilst forcing a live boa constrictor down this chaps throat. Allegedly - because I wasn't there you understand - the patient roared like a stag and gave Herculean heaves to expel the invader...for five very long minutes. The bastards laughed. Take the medication. Trust me. |
Winston001 (3612) | ||
| 1225167 | 2011-08-24 13:06:00 | I'm sure that this will make more than a few posters on this forum happy - but in a few weeks time I'll be getting radioactive needles inserted in some rather sensitive spots. So if you think I've been grumpy lately, wait until I have a radioactive crotch and see how you find me. I'll reckon I could end up like a cross between Mikebartnz and Prefect.:devil |
Twelvevolts (5457) | ||
| 1225168 | 2011-08-24 20:00:00 | I'm sure that this will make more than a few posters on this forum happy - but in a few weeks time I'll be getting radioactive needles inserted in some rather sensitive spots . So if you think I've been grumpy lately, wait until I have a radioactive crotch and see how you find me . I'll reckon I could end up like a cross between Mikebartnz and Prefect . :devil Sounds like you will be under the care of Grant Russel and David Lamb . I was with them 7 years ago . The procedure and stay in hospital is OK but you won't want to get on a bicycle for awhile! If you plan any air flights, especially international, it will be a good test for the security screening . :waughh: |
Strommer (42) | ||
| 1225169 | 2011-08-24 21:26:00 | "truth drug" (sodium pentathol?) Sodium phenolate. |
Renmoo (66) | ||
| 1225170 | 2011-08-25 01:01:00 | I'm sure that this will make more than a few posters on this forum happy - but in a few weeks time I'll be getting radioactive needles inserted in some rather sensitive spots . So if you think I've been grumpy lately, wait until I have a radioactive crotch and see how you find me . I'll reckon I could end up like a cross between Mikebartnz and Prefect . :devil Not to minimise the seriousness of the circumstances, but at least you'll be able to find it easier in the dark once that nice green glow is established . I wish you the best of luck with the procedure and the outcomes, it can't be a very pleasant time for you at all . Cheers Billy 8-{) |
Billy T (70) | ||
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