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Thread ID: 120020 2011-08-22 00:21:00 Monday Laughs........A bot off-colour today, hope nobody minds...... Billy T (70) PC World Chat
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1224914 2011-08-22 08:17:00 Ozzie bloke comes home to find his son sitting on the couch, grinning from ear to ear. "What are you so happy about?" he asked.
"I just shagged the girl next door" he says proudly.
"Well done son. I hope you were wearing something."
"Yup" he replied. "A balaclava."
SP8's (9836)
1224915 2011-08-22 11:16:00 A few good laughs there. Thanks. Bobh (5192)
1224916 2011-08-23 06:57:00 (From G+)

There are basically 7 TYPES OF GIRLS . . .

1 . HARD DISK Girls:
Remember everything forever .

2 . RAM Girls:
Forgets about you the moment you turn her off .

3 . SCREEN SAVER Girls:
Just for looking .

4 . INTERNET Girls:
Difficult to access .

5 . SERVER Girls:
Always busy when needed .

6 . MULTIMEDIA Girls:
Makes horrible things looks beautiful .

7 . VIRUS Girls :
These type of girls are normally called 'WIFE': once in your system don't leave even after format .
johcar (6283)
1224917 2011-08-25 23:40:00 BREAKING NEWS........

Wallibies rugby practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Coach Robbie Deans immediately suspended practice while police were called to investigate. After a complete analysis, experts determined that the white substance unknown to players was the TRY LINE. Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.
ubergeek85 (131)
1224918 2011-08-26 00:44:00 Classic :thumbs: R2x1 (4628)
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