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Thread ID: 120177 2011-08-28 21:27:00 Track Happy Feet On GPS. Trev (427) PC World Chat
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1226722 2011-08-29 07:34:00 From what I have heard seals are a favourite diet of sharks. Not sure that sharks would go for an Emperor penguin. Too many feathers maybe. :yuck:I imagine that plump 27 Kg penguin would make a tasty hors d'oeuvre for many sharks ... what's a few feathers when considering a salmon-fattened morsel. :horrified Jen (38)
1226723 2011-08-29 07:40:00 Feathers are the added fibre to offset the high fat content of the blubber.
Very neccessary, since sharks have difficulties enrolling with Jenny Craig, and they find treadmills are just wrong in so many ways.
R2x1 (4628)
1226724 2011-08-29 07:40:00 I imagine that plump 27 Kg penguin would make a tasty hors d'oeuvre for many sharks ... what's a few feathers when considering a salmon-fattened morsel. :horrified

Jen!! :horrified
WalOne (4202)
1226725 2011-08-29 08:01:00 I read this here (www.coolantarctica.com). I am now really worried about Happy Feet's safety. I do hope it is not, "bye bye Happy Feet". :crying


Emperors are preyed upon by Killer Whales, Leopard Seals, and the Giant Petrel. The most dangerous predator is the Leopard Seal that can eat about 15 penguins a day though they usually only catch the weak or the very sick. Healthy penguins can usually out-swim a Leopard Seal.
Bobh (5192)
1226726 2011-08-29 08:42:00 Will Happy Feet become a Happy Meal? :D :D pcuser42 (130)
1226727 2011-08-29 09:13:00 The seven dwarfs go to the Vatican , and because they are the seven dwarfs, they are immediately ushered in to see the Pope.


Grumpy leads the pack.


'Grumpy, my son,' says the Pope, 'What can I do for you?'


Grumpy asks, 'Excuse me your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome ?'


The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment and answers, 'No, Grumpy, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome ..'


In the background, a few of the dwarfs start giggling.


Grumpy turns around and glares, silencing them.


Grumpy turns back, 'Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe ?'


The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then answers, 'No, Grumpy, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe ...


'This time, all of the other dwarfs burst into laughter.


Once again, Grumpy turns around and silences them with an angry glare.


Grumpy turns back and says, 'Mr.. Pope! Are there ANY dwarf nuns anywhere in the world?'


The Pope, really confused by the questions says, 'I'm sorry, my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world.'


The other dwarfs collapse into a heap, rolling and laughing, pounding the floor, tears rolling down their cheeks, as they begin chanting......


'Grumpy shagged a penguin!'
'Grumpy shagged a penguin!'
Zippity (58)
1226728 2011-08-30 05:14:00 I rolled that one through Monday Laughs years ago and I still laugh til my eyes water every time I read it.

I just can't help it

Cheers

Billy 8-{) :D
Billy T (70)
1226729 2011-08-30 07:36:00 I think Happy Feet is piloting the boat!! :eek: Jen (38)
1226730 2011-08-30 07:42:00 Billy T

The old ones are always the best :) :)
Zippity (58)
1226731 2011-08-30 08:17:00 I think Happy Feet is piloting the boat!! :eek:

He must be damn clever to be in several places at once
gary67 (56)
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