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Thread ID: 120495	2011-09-11 21:40:00	Monday Laughs......Blonde Moments......A tribute to rugby referees and linesmen......	Billy T (70)	PC World Chat

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1230332	2011-09-11 21:40:00	. . . DISNEYLAND Two blondes were going to Disneyland . They were driving on the Interstate when they saw the sign that said Disneyland LEFT. They started crying, turned around and went back home. ********************************* FLORIDA OR MOON Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one blonde says to the other, 'Which do you think is farther away... Florida or the moon?' The other blonde turns and says 'Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida ?????' ********************************* CAR TROUBLE A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She says, 'What's the story?' He replies, 'Just crap in the carburettor' She asks, 'How often do I have to do that?' ********************************* SPEEDING TICKET A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, 'I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!' ********************************* RIVER WALK There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank 'Yoo-hoo!' she shouts, 'How can I get to the other side?' The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts back, 'You ARE on the other side.' ********************************* AT THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it. 'Impossible!' says the doctor. 'Show me.' The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream. The doctor said, 'You're not really a redhead, are you? 'Well, no' she said, 'I'm actually a blonde.' 'I thought so,' the doctor said, 'Your finger is broken.' ********************************* KNITTING A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting! Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, 'PULL OVER!' 'NO!' the blonde yelled back, 'IT'S A SCARF!' ********************************* BLONDE ON THE SUN A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian said, 'We were the first in space!' The American said, 'We were the first on the moon!' The Blonde said, 'So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!' The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads. 'You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!' said the Russian. To which the Blonde replied, 'We're not stupid, you know. We're going at night!' ********************************* IN A VACUUM A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night... It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her question was, 'If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?' She thought for a time and then asked, 'Is it on or off?' ********************************* FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES! A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said, 'Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?' 'HELLLOOOOOOO.......,' answered the blonde. 'They're watch dogs!' That lot should be enough to last through the RWC, so long as the Welsh don't try to kick any more penalties Cheers Billy 8-{) :devil PS Mods: I miss my nice big green grin for Monday Laughs. It just not the same without it. The current crop are washed out and wimpy excuses for smilies and I'm swapping to a green arrow in protest! :mad:	Billy T (70)
1230333	2011-09-11 22:01:00	Thanks Billy, I needed that :lol:	pcuser42 (130)
1230334	2011-09-11 22:22:00	Always enjoy blonde jokes. Well done.	Richard (739)
1230335	2011-09-11 23:09:00	Crap in the carburettor haw haw brilliant billy	Gobe1 (6290)
1230336	2011-09-12 02:11:00	Thanks Billy	gary67 (56)
1230337	2011-09-12 02:46:00	good ones.	goodiesguy (15316)
1230338	2011-09-12 02:56:00	:lol:	icow (15313)
1230339	2011-09-12 03:05:00	:thanks :thumbs: Allways good Billy. Reminds me that I have to go pay a speeding ticket :blush:	Iantech (16386)
1230340	2011-09-12 06:39:00	Brilliant :)	sahilcc7 (15483)
1230341	2011-09-14 01:27:00	A study has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For example: if she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth and a spear lodged in his chest while he is on fire. No further studies are expected on this subject.	johcar (6283)
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