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Thread ID: 149107 2020-06-28 05:36:00 C'mon..... Joke time kenj (9738) PC World Chat
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1469935 2020-07-21 22:51:00 3.....2.....1........ SPAM I bet. zqwerty (97)
1469936 2020-07-27 23:58:00 “Lemon Pickers Needed" - ad in the newspaper .


Ms . Sally Mulligan of Papakura, Auckland, read it, and decided to apply for one of the jobs that most New Zealanders are not willing to do .

She submitted her application for a job in Te Puke as a Lemon Fruit picker, but seemed far too qualified for the job .



She has a liberal arts degree from the University of Wellington , and a master's degree from Otago .

For a number of years, she had worked as a social worker, and also as a school teacher .

The owner studied her application, frowned, and said, "I see that you are well educated, and have an impressive resume .



"However, I have to ask you, have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?"



"Well, as a matter of fact, I have," she said . . . "I've been divorced three times, owned two Holdens, voted twice for Winston, and once for Jacinda . "


She started work yesterday .

Ken :) 		kenj (9738)
1469937 2020-07-28 01:17:00 Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peter's Square.

The first Catholic man tells his friends,
"My son is a priest. When he walks into
A room, everyone calls him 'Father'."


The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."


The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone bows their head and says 'Your Eminence'."

The fourth Catholic man says very proudly,
"My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."


Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"

She proudly replies, "I have a daughter,

SLIM
TALL
38D BREASTS
24"WAIST and 36"HIPS.



When she walks into a room, people say,
"Jesus !". 		smithie 38 (6684)
1469938 2020-07-28 05:55:00 10443 B.M. (505)
1469939 2020-07-28 05:57:00 10444 WalOne (4202)
1469940 2020-07-28 09:09:00 Why Parents Drink

The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees was absent
but had not phoned in sick . So he dialed the employee's home phone number and
was greeted with a child's whisper .

'Hello?'

"Is your daddy home?'

'Yes, he's out in the garden' ' whispered the small voice .

'May I talk with him?'

The child whispered, 'No'

"So the boss asked, 'Well, is your Mommy there?

'Yes, but she's out in the garden, too'

'& The boss asked; 'May I talk with her?'

Again the small voice whispered, 'No'

'Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked,

'Is anybody else there?'

'Yes' whispered the child, 'a policeman'

'Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked,

'May I speak with the policeman?'

'No, he's busy' whispered the child .

'Busy doing what?'

'Talking to Mommy and Daddy and the Police Dog Man'

Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background, the boss asked,

'What is that noise?'

'It's a helicopter ' answered the whispering voice

'What is going on there?' demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive .

'The search team just landed in a helicopter'

'A search team?' said the boss . 'What are they searching for?'

Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle . . . .

'Me' 		B.M. (505)
1469941 2020-07-29 08:09:00 Covid-19 in Australia reminds me of The Spice Girls!

Everyone is trying hard except Victoria!

Ken :) 		kenj (9738)
1469942 2020-07-30 21:59:00 The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees was absent
but had not phoned in sick. So he dialed the employee's home phone number and
was greeted with a child's whisper.
'


LOL, a good joke. 		piroska (17583)
1469943 2020-08-01 04:02:00 With every Month this year something else seems to appear ----

10454 		wainuitech (129)
1469944 2020-08-06 23:28:00 Remember MS Clippy?

10463 		zqwerty (97)
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