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Thread ID: 120992	2011-10-06 21:46:00	Why Teachers Drink	Trev (427)	PC World Chat

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1235688	2011-10-06 21:46:00	Q. Name the four seasons A. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar Q. Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink A. Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists Q. How is dew formed A. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire Q. What causes the tides in the oceans A. The tides are a fight between the earth and the moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins the fight Q. What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on A. If you are buying a house they will insist that you are well endowed Q. In a democratic society, how important are elections A. Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election Q. What are steroids A. Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs Q.. What happens to your body as you age A. When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental Q. What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty A. He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery (So true) Q. Name a major disease associated with cigarettes A. Premature death Q. What is artificial insemination A. When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow Q. How can you delay milk turning sour A. Keep it in the cow (Simple, but brilliant) Q. How are the main 20 parts of the body categorised (e.g. The abdomen) A. The body is consisted into 3 parts - the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels: A, E, I,O,U.. Q. What is the fibula? A. A small lie Q. What does 'varicose' mean? A. Nearby Q. What is the most common form of birth control A. Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium (That would work) Q... Give the meaning of the term 'Caesarean section' A. The caesarean section is a district in Rome Q. What is a seizure? A. A Roman Emperor. (Julius Seizure, I came, I saw, I had a fit) Q. What is a terminal illness A. When you are sick at the airport. (Irrefutable) Q. Give an example of a fungus. What is a characteristic feature? A. Mushrooms. They always grow in damp places and they look like umbrellas Q. Use the word 'judicious' in a sentence to show you understand its meaning A. Hands that judicious can be soft as your face. (OMG) Q. What does the word 'benign' mean? A. Benign is what you will be after you be eight (brilliant) Q. What is a turbine? A. Something an Arab or Shreik wears on his head :lol::lol:	Trev (427)
1235689	2011-10-06 22:02:00	haha seen them before but are good ones	Gobe1 (6290)
1235690	2011-10-06 22:36:00	Good stuff :lol: :lol:	WalOne (4202)
1235691	2011-10-06 23:13:00	ahh, all just too smart :banana :banana Q. What causes the tides in the oceans even teachers, 'scientists' & reference books dont get this one 100% right hint, there are 2 reasons, whats the 2nd one ?? -also we have actually have 2 moons ,although the 2nd moon is really small. But should specify which moon is one reason for the tides.	1101 (13337)
1235692	2011-10-06 23:33:00	ahh, all just too smart :banana :banana Q. What causes the tides in the oceans even teachers, 'scientists' & reference books dont get this one 100% right hint, there are 2 reasons, whats the 2nd one ?? -also we have actually have 2 moons ,although the 2nd moon is really small. But should specify which moon is one reason for the tides. What?????	johcar (6283)
1235693	2011-10-06 23:36:00	2 moons.......whack!!!	Gobe1 (6290)
1235694	2011-10-06 23:51:00	2 moons.......whack!!! +1 We have a Ken Ring in our midst. :help: :horrified	WalOne (4202)
1235695	2011-10-07 00:12:00	2 moons.......whack!!! earthsky.org OK, was wrong, it just appears to be a 2nd moon. We do have an earth trojan tho... :lol: :lol: :lol: en.wikipedia.org	1101 (13337)
1235696	2011-10-07 00:18:00	This is either what teachers teach :confused: or maybe when teachers teach the students are not listening. :sleep	Bobh (5192)
1235697	2011-10-07 00:25:00	noooo "2 moons" when the possums get run over by the rally car!	Gobe1 (6290)
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