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| Thread ID: 121562 | 2011-10-31 21:48:00 | Breaking news Prime Minister very upset over debate outcomes............ | Billy T (70) | PC World Chat |
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| 1241079 | 2011-10-31 21:48:00 | . . . On his way to work this morning in the Wellington traffic, a public servant came to a dead halt at the end of a long queue of cars and thought to himself, "this is unusual." He noticed a traffic policeman walking slowly down between the lines of stopped cars, so when the officer came alongside, he rolled down his window and asked, "Officer, what's the hold-up?" The officer replied, "It's the Prime Minister. John Key is depressed, so he stopped his motorcade in the Mount Victoria tunnel and is threatening to fill his BMW with petrol and set himself on fire. He is upset about the public reaction to his Leaders' debate with Phil Goff last night says no one believes his election promises, they think he's smarmy, they don't believe that asset sales will give diddly squat to our schools and he's sick to death of oil spills, three-way handshake jokes, Hone's @#$*! party, and Lockwood Smith spoiling his fun, then to cap it all, Happy Feet ran out on him and the people in Tauranga are blaming him for the Rena grounding as well and they are all voting for Winston! So, we're taking up a collection for him." The public servant asks, "How much have you got so far?" The officer replies, "About 200 litres, but a lot of people are still siphoning. Cheers Billy 8-{) :rolleyes: Remember, you read it here first folks, this is the first and original posting of this news anywhere on the planet. If you read it elsewhere, they copied it from PF1 |
Billy T (70) | ||
| 1241080 | 2011-10-31 22:25:00 | :lol: | pcuser42 (130) | ||
| 1241081 | 2011-10-31 22:35:00 | That should be Phil Goff being upset, but a good laugh all the same. ;) | wratterus (105) | ||
| 1241082 | 2011-10-31 23:03:00 | They're both tossers. | pctek (84) | ||
| 1241083 | 2011-10-31 23:50:00 | They're both tossers. Where's the +1 button?? |
johcar (6283) | ||
| 1241084 | 2011-11-01 00:08:00 | I seem to remember the same joke involving the Australian Prime Minister. | Bobh (5192) | ||
| 1241085 | 2011-11-01 00:20:00 | yea, the punchline has been around for a long time, and used for many persona applications - but it is still quite funny :) | bevy121 (117) | ||
| 1241086 | 2011-11-01 00:36:00 | Haw Haw brilliant | Gobe1 (6290) | ||
| 1241087 | 2011-11-01 01:02:00 | That would be "John", not the Prime Minister :) :) | Zippity (58) | ||
| 1241088 | 2011-11-01 07:49:00 | :thumbs: Like! Clearly they haven't taxed petrol enough if we can still afford to burn the buggers this way. |
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