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| Thread ID: 121539 | 2011-10-30 20:01:00 | Apologies to Billy Children will be Children | Arnie (6624) | PC World Chat |
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| 1240804 | 2011-10-30 20:01:00 | Sorry Billy I know this is your territory, but I just had to publish this . LOL TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America . MARIA: Here it is . TEACHER: Correct . Now class, who discovered America? CLASS: Maria . ____________________________________ TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables . __________________________________________ TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?' GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' TEACHER: No, that's wrong GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it . (I Love this child) ____________________________________________ TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD: H I J K L M N O TEACHER: What are you talking about? DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O . __________________________________ TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago . WINNIE: Me! __________________________________________ TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are . _______________________________________ TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it . Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand . . . . ______________________________________ TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mum is a good cook . ______________________________ TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's . . . Did you copy his? CLYDE : No, sir . It's the same dog . (I want to adopt this kid!!!) ___________________________________ TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? HAROLD: A teacher __________________________________ PASS IT AROUND AND MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH! LAUGHTER IS THE SOUL'S MEDICINE!! |
Arnie (6624) | ||
| 1240805 | 2011-10-31 03:08:00 | :D:D:D:D | sahilcc7 (15483) | ||
| 1240806 | 2011-10-31 03:40:00 | Good honest answers but I doubt that it would help the kids pass their exams. :D :D | Bobh (5192) | ||
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