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| Thread ID: 121723 | 2011-11-09 04:56:00 | A Guy Walks Into A Bar .................................... | SurferJoe46 (51) | PC World Chat |
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| 1242579 | 2011-11-09 04:56:00 | . . . . . . and sits on a stool where he asks the barkeep for a double Scotch, neat, with a water shooter and after his first sip he hears: "My - you are a very handsome man" . Looking around he sees no-one else in the bar but himself and the barkeeper, who is all the way down the other end of the bar, cleaning glasses . "You've got the sexiest eyes" he hears next, and again there's no-one around who could have said those words . Shrugging it off, he takes another sip of his Scotch when her hears: "You're such a strong looking man, that I bet you can pick me right up" . "Bartender" he calls out, ' . . . I keep on hearing a voice telling me that I'm handsome or my eyes are sexy and that I'm physically fit . Do you have any idea what's going on?" "Oh - yeah, it's the peanuts" he says . "The peanuts?" he says incredulously . "Yeah" says the barkeep, " . . . they're complimentary" . |
SurferJoe46 (51) | ||
| 1242580 | 2011-11-09 05:03:00 | haha good one Joe. An oldie but a goodie :) | Gobe1 (6290) | ||
| 1242581 | 2011-11-09 06:40:00 | A Guy Walks Into A Bar ----- OUCH that hurt Ok - sick answer :D |
wainuitech (129) | ||
| 1242582 | 2011-11-09 07:01:00 | :D Good one Joe. | Bobh (5192) | ||
| 1242583 | 2011-11-09 07:06:00 | A guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink and sits down with his mates. 3358 :D |
pcuser42 (130) | ||
| 1242584 | 2011-11-09 09:13:00 | I wonder if anyone here knows what that means :p | bot (15449) | ||
| 1242585 | 2011-11-09 09:31:00 | I wonder if anyone here knows what that means :p You obviously do :p |
pcuser42 (130) | ||
| 1242586 | 2011-11-09 10:49:00 | @Surfer Joe Brilliant, that made my day ! |
Digby (677) | ||
| 1242587 | 2011-11-09 11:54:00 | I wonder if anyone here knows what that means :p For the uninformed (knowyourmeme.com) :) |
xyz823 (13649) | ||
| 1242588 | 2011-11-09 21:09:00 | ^ Most are probably inappropriate and should never be posted here so I found one which is probably acceptable. :p |
icow (15313) | ||
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