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Thread ID: 122303 2011-12-14 05:44:00 Getting a job Metla (12) PC World Chat
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1248581 2011-12-14 05:44:00 So far.

A phone interview. 40 minutes.
A phone call to schedule the real interview
A phone call to prep me for the interview, 20 minutes
The interview, Panel of managers, Star system (situation, task,action,result) 1 hour

Just received the phone call advising me that I was being called back for the second round on Monday.

Another interview, This time with the regional manger of the division. 1 hour
Then I have to make a 15 minute presentation to the site management team
Medical 1 hour
Site tour 30 minutes

In the meantime...

We would like you to complete the following:
· Verbal Assessment- approx 17-20 minutes to complete the timed assessment, allow 45 minutes overall
· Numeric Assessment- approx 17-20 minutes to complete the timed assessment, allow 45 minutes overall
· Personality Questionnaire-not timed, allow 25 minutes overall

***, They are going to find out real quick I'm not very smart or likable, Lmfao.

Right now I'm just going to stress over the presentation, That crap aint what I do....
Metla (12)
1248582 2011-12-14 05:53:00 Little wonder so many don't feel like trying to gain employment :( , this shite is prevalent in too many industries today.
You have my sympathies.
KarameaDave (15222)
1248583 2011-12-14 05:55:00 Yeah, it can seem like your knowledge, plus your ability to mix within a team comes secondary to how well you can patiently kiss managements butt.

Every now and then it might actually be appropriate to put PC aside and call tossers... tossers. Makes for better management in my opinion if they employ a team who respect individuality and differences of opinion, and that should include hiring people with the courage to say "this is bollox".:devil

Wouldn't bank on it panning out that way though!

Good luck regardless of the route you choose to take.

Being frank gets more difficult when there's others jobs or other mouths to feed hanging in the balance.
Paul.Cov (425)
1248584 2011-12-14 06:16:00 ***, They are going to find out real quick I'm not very smart or likable, Lmfao.

Right now I'm just going to stress over the presentation, That crap aint what I do....Those tests aren't necessarily for finding the 'smart' ones, but picking up the below-average skills.

I presume this is a H&S type role? In that case you may be expected to give talks or presentations to staff as part of their training. If you know your stuff and put on a confident manner (regardless how you really feel), it will come across OK. Plan your talk and practice well ahead of time.


I wouldn't mention in the personality test you recently asked how to dispose of a body...
Jen (38)
1248585 2011-12-14 06:24:00 Guess it all depends on wether you want the job or not Mets. Either play their game or tell them where to go. All the best whichever you choose. CliveM (6007)
1248586 2011-12-14 06:32:00 Yep, Its a H&S role. I'm punching well above my weight but If I get it the payoff will be awesome, part of the package is training at a higher and more specialised level then what is available anywhere. Expertise is a requirement before being let loose on the plant floor.

But, If I invest all this effort into and fall short I'll be gutted.

This is imo a very intimidating process but the presentation is the only thing I'm really worried about, Interviews are a walk in the park, I've "chaired" or talked at 100's of meetings to groups of various sizes but they would be considered informal in comparison. Sometimes I made notes, other times I just winged it. I'm not so much the corporate "powerpoint" type of guy, Hell, On Monday they are going to discover I only own the one shirt.

I get the impression that this is getting rushed, it isn't normal for The medical, site tour and management presentation to take place directly after the second interview but only to be scheduled dependent on the second interview.
Metla (12)
1248587 2011-12-14 06:48:00 [I only own the one shirt.

I get the impression that this is getting rushed, it isn't normal for The medical, site tour and management presentation to take place directly after the second interview but only to be scheduled dependent on the second interview.[/QUOTE]

Think positive...you have the job but they have to go thr'o the formailties. Hence the apparent rush.
I have shirts but you are a "little" larger than me!!!!! PJ
Poppa John (284)
1248588 2011-12-14 07:26:00 Yep, Its a H&S role. I'm punching well above my weight but If I get it the payoff will be awesome, part of the package is training at a higher and more specialised level then what is available anywhere. Expertise is a requirement before being let loose on the plant floor.

Nothing wrong with punching above your weight, I have a mate that has progressed quite far in a short period by doing this. Its all about have confidence in yourself, which I'm sure you are not short of.
plod (107)
1248589 2011-12-14 09:30:00 I'm punching well above my weight


Don't underestimate yourself!

I get the impression that this is getting rushed, it isn't normal for The medical, site tour and management presentation to take place directly after the second interview but only to be scheduled dependent on the second interview.


I agree with Poppa John, it seems the job may well be yours, faite accompli. But don't become complacent, which you're not

***, They are going to find out real quick I'm not very smart or likable, Lmfao. Right now I'm just going to stress over the presentation, That crap aint what I do....


Now that's crap. You're a pretty sound thinker, just play the politics for the couple of hours you need to - know what to kiss and when. One of your skills is communicating - you've got a lot going for you.

Best wishes Mets and good luck :)
WalOne (4202)
1248590 2011-12-14 09:35:00 Stand at the front of the room. Invite those who have not the mental capacity to fully asses and comprehend what you are about to elucidate, and what follows, to leave the room and give earnest consideration to preparing a fresh CV. Advise those remaining there will be a severe oral examination on all subjects you intend to cover on the actual and implied matters arising therefrom. Penalty for failure - - instant dismissal and relocation to Wellington.
Ask those who have ever used the phrase "Going forward" to move to the back yard and stand in an orderly line against the wall to await a report. (An aural report, not a prissy written one.)
Wake the other remaining person and advise that he/she has been appointed social secretary and is expected to arrange the drinks PDQ.
Give silent thanks that you only have to deal with executive dorks and not something as complex or relevant as a mob of 2 sheep.

Easy really, this is the very system that has kept me self-employed for a fair while.

Should you fail to heed my advice; good luck anyway.
R2x1 (4628)
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