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Thread ID: 122616 2012-01-03 02:14:00 Beware of older women Digby (677) PC World Chat
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1251775 2012-01-03 02:14:00 Here's a good one - hope you have not see it yet.

I'll confess,

I ended up with an older woman at a bar last night.

She looked pretty good for a 60-year-old.

In fact, she wasn't too bad at all,

and I found myself thinking she probably had a really hot daughter.

We drank a couple of beers,

and she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double?

'What's that? I asked.

'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said.

As my mind began to embrace the idea,

and I wondered what her daughter might look like,

I said, 'No, I haven't.'

We drank a bit more, then she said with a wink,

'tonight's your lucky night'.

We went back to her place.

We walked in.

She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs:

'Mom...you still awake?'




Happy Endings
I mean Happy New Year,
Digby (677)
1251776 2012-01-03 03:59:00 Good one. mikebartnz (21)
1251777 2012-01-03 05:24:00 She did not lie. She just did not say that she was the daughter. :D Bobh (5192)
1251778 2012-01-03 05:38:00 Here's a good one - hope you have not see it yet .

I'll confess,

I ended up with an older woman at a bar last night .

She looked pretty good for a 60-year-old .

In fact, she wasn't too bad at all,

and I found myself thinking she probably had a really hot daughter .

We drank a couple of beers,

and she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double?

'What's that? I asked .

'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said .

As my mind began to embrace the idea,

and I wondered what her daughter might look like,

I said, 'No, I haven't . '

We drank a bit more, then she said with a wink,

'tonight's your lucky night' .

We went back to her place .

We walked in .

She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs:

'Mom . . . you still awake?'




Happy Endings
I mean Happy New Year,

I'll be pulling that out this time next year!! :banana
tuiruru (12277)
1251779 2012-01-03 07:02:00 ^me too, good one Digby LOL Gobe1 (6290)
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