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Thread ID: 122841	2012-01-15 20:07:00	Monday Laughs.........Normal service resumed	Billy T (70)	PC World Chat

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1254353	2012-01-19 21:08:00	Wife - "Can I drive?" Husband - "No. I'm fine" Wife - "Oh, please let me. I really want to!" Husband - "No" Wife - "I tell you what, if you let me drive, just for a bit, when we get home I'll give you a blow job" Husband - "Really?" Wife - "Promise" Husband - "Oh go on then"... "And that, your honour, is the final entry from the black box on the Costa Concordia".	johcar (6283)
1254354	2012-01-20 19:19:00	And a very late addition . . . . A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college . There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation . "Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man . Is something bothering you?" "Negative, ma'am . Just serious by nature . " The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action . " "Yes, ma'am, a lot of action . " The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up . Relax and enjoy yourself . " The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner . Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?" "1955, ma'am . " "Well, there you are . No wonder you're so serious . You really need to chill out! I mean, no sex since 1955! She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to "relax" him several times . Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955 . " The Sergeant Major said, after glancing at his watch, "I hope not; it's only 2130 now . "	johcar (6283)
1254355	2012-01-21 00:58:00	:D	Chilling_Silence (9)
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