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Thread ID: 122841 2012-01-15 20:07:00 Monday Laughs.........Normal service resumed Billy T (70) PC World Chat
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1254353 2012-01-19 21:08:00 Wife - "Can I drive?"

Husband - "No. I'm fine"

Wife - "Oh, please let me. I really want to!"

Husband - "No"

Wife - "I tell you what, if you let me drive, just for a bit, when we get home I'll give you a blow job"

Husband - "Really?"

Wife - "Promise"

Husband - "Oh go on then"...



"And that, your honour, is the final entry from the black box on the Costa Concordia".
johcar (6283)
1254354 2012-01-20 19:19:00 And a very late addition . . . .


A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college . There was no shortage of extremely young
idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation .

"Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man . Is something bothering you?"

"Negative, ma'am . Just serious by nature . "

The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action . "

"Yes, ma'am, a lot of action . "

The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up . Relax and enjoy yourself . "

The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner . Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?"

"1955, ma'am . "

"Well, there you are . No wonder you're so serious . You really need to chill out! I mean, no sex since 1955! She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to "relax" him several times .

Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955 . "

The Sergeant Major said, after glancing at his watch, "I hope not; it's only 2130 now . "
johcar (6283)
1254355 2012-01-21 00:58:00 :D Chilling_Silence (9)
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