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Thread ID: 122902	2012-01-19 18:00:00	You Know You're From ------------	SurferJoe46 (51)	PC World Chat

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1254992	2012-01-19 18:00:00	You know you're from California if: 1 . Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are visible . 2 . You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house . 3 . You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation in English . 4 . Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is named Flower . 5 . You can't remember, is pot illegal? 6 . You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor . 7 . You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown, and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian . 8 . You can't remember, is pot illegal? 9 . A really great parking space can totally move you to tears . 10 . Gas costs $1 . 00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U . S . 11 . Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks wearing a baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney really IS George Clooney . 12 . Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment . 13 . You can't remember, is pot illegal? 14 . It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news station: "STORM WATCH . " 15 . You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all busy with their cells or pagers . 16 . It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an hour early to avoid all the weather-related accidents . 17 . HEY!!!! Is pot illegal? ??? 18 . Both you AND your dog have therapists, psychics, personal trainers and cosmetic surgeons . 19 . The Terminator was your governor, but now it's the guy who dated Linda Rondstadt . 20 . If you drive illegally, they take your driver's license . If you're here illegally, they want to give you one .	SurferJoe46 (51)
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