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Thread ID: 123235 2012-02-12 22:00:00 Teenage Daughters - Who'd have them? ReefRunner (16049) PC World Chat
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1258801 2012-02-12 22:00:00 Breakfast time, hormonal daughters aged nearly 15 and 13+ who know more about human relationships than their parents aged 40+ will ever know.

Both girls, munching their Weetbix and yoghurt and reading the morning paper in which a front page article reports on teachers who have fallen from grace, start to giggle.

Eldest daughter calls out "Mum and Dad, you both lied to us".
"What do you mean?" is the response.
"Well, you both said that we'd have to have s*x before we would get pregnant".
"Yes, that's true".
"No" both daughters call "Look at this".

In the front page article in today's Waikato Times is a small paragraph which clearly states "A female teacher became pregnant with a 17-year-old high school pupil's child after they put the school yearbook together". Eldest daughter claims that all that's needed is a 17-year-old high school pupil (gender unspecified) and a job assembling the school yearbook.

Thank goodness for their sense of humour but much more of this teenage s*x thing and I'll be blowing bubbles. Are girls worse than boys?

And why would the Waikato Times think it necessary to note that it was a female teacher who got pregnant, there are only two genders and the thought of male pregnancy does nothing for any man's ego.
ReefRunner (16049)
1258802 2012-02-12 22:12:00 youtu.be wmoore (6009)
1258803 2012-02-12 22:35:00 I wouldn't worry too much about your girls. They can evidently recognise a poorly constructed sentence. And they've also developed a fine sense of the absurd, with a sense of humour to go with it.

Somehow, I can't see them falling prey to any smooth talking predators of any age.

:2cents:
WalOne (4202)
1258804 2012-02-12 23:05:00 +1
A functional bullsh1t detector is standard equipment on a properly raised child.
fred_fish (15241)
1258805 2012-02-13 00:55:00 My little sisters a *****. No way i'm having children, let alone a girl.

Her room is messy too. Whoever said that girls are cleaner than boys is wrong. My room is spotless.
goodiesguy (15316)
1258806 2012-02-13 01:12:00 My little sisters a *****. No way i'm having children, let alone a girl.

Her room is messy too. Whoever said that girls are cleaner than boys is wrong. My room is spotless.

If you get married or live with a chick I doubt that it will be your decision whether you have children or not
gary67 (56)
1258807 2012-02-13 01:14:00 Whoever said that girls are cleaner than boys is wrong. My room is spotless.

This forum has an auto spam detector now. Could we also have an automatic "functional bullsh1t detector"?

:lol:
WalOne (4202)
1258808 2012-02-13 01:26:00 This forum has an auto spam detector now. Could we also have an automatic "functional bullsh1t detector"?

:lol:

Want pictures? seriously, my room is spotless. My sisters is a mess.
goodiesguy (15316)
1258809 2012-02-13 01:39:00 My little sisters a *****. No way i'm having children, let alone a girl.

Her room is messy too. Whoever said that girls are cleaner than boys is wrong. My room is spotless.

Some are ok, my niece is a clean freak and will just start tiding your home if she turns up. My daughter is a bit messy and i would like her to improve. Blasting holes in her laptop would just get me going down a road i dont want to.
Gobe1 (6290)
1258810 2012-02-13 01:46:00 My answer to the topic is yes, I'd have someone's teenage daughter. :stare:


No way i'm having children, let alone a girl.

My brother hasn't put me off having kids :p
pcuser42 (130)
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