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Thread ID: 149238	2020-09-03 02:37:00	SWMBO reckons she's got blokes sussed out	kenj (9738)	PC World Chat

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1471589	2020-09-03 02:37:00	I was looking on my tablet and saw a photo in an article of a easy Sunday roast dinner. I commented to her that it sounded a good idea and that I should get a piece of pork out of the freezer for Saturdays dinner. Her reply...... "I don't know, when you blokes are young, all you could think of was sex. Now, when you get old your mind turns to roast meat, potatoes, kumera, pumpkin with lashings of gravy, not to many veges!" Darn, she can read my mind! ;) Ken :) :)	kenj (9738)
1471590	2020-09-03 04:34:00	I commented to her that it sounded a good idea and that I should get a piece of pork out of the freezer for Saturdays dinner. all you could think of was sex. Now, .... your mind turns to roast meat, potatoes, kumera, pumpkin with lashings of gravy, !" Darn, she can read my mind! ;) Ken :) :) Hey, didn't meet her! Out that day? Have to say I like the sound of the dinner....except I'd have lamb and the veges. (And add parsnip and swede too) (and then you do the other after.......)	piroska (17583)
1471591	2020-09-03 04:59:00	The missus isn't talking to me. She said I ruined her birthday. I'm not sure how...I didn't even know it was her birthday! After too many beers, my mate asked if he could crash out on my sofa. I had to explain to him that I'm married now, so that's where I sleep. The missus said she's leaving me because I invade her privacy too often. At least that's what it says in her diary. As me and the missus headed off on a romantic holiday, we talked about what kinky things we'd like to do to each other. She said, "I've always wanted to be handcuffed." So I planted a kilo of cocaine in her suitcase. Woman to husband: "Let's go out and have some fun tonight!” Husband: "Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hall light on." My mate is thinking about asking his ex-missus to re-marry him, but he's worried she’ll think he is just after her for his money. Two guys in a health club, one is putting on a pair of women’s lace knickers. 1st guy: "Since when do you wear women's underwear?" 2nd guy: "Since the missus found ‘em in the glove box." My missus left me for another bloke. All that lies ahead now is a miserable, pointless life, with suicide seemingly the only way out. And while the poor bugger's going through all that, I'll be down at the pub with my mates every night! My missus left a note on the fridge: "It's not working. I can't take it anymore, I'm going to live with my mum." I opened the fridge door, the light came on, the beer was cold. What the hell is she on about?" ;)	B.M. (505)
1471592	2020-09-03 06:10:00	Hey, didn't meet her! Out that day Probably, she is out with her old school reunion group for dinner tonight. I asked her what is for dinner for me tonight? There is bread, butter and jam sez SWMBO. I am allowed bread and butter, bread and jam but not bread butter and jam. Boy it's a tough life but after 52 years I have just got used to it. :) Ken	kenj (9738)
1471593	2020-09-03 21:59:00	Probably, she is out with her old school reunion group for dinner tonight. I asked her what is for dinner for me tonight? Ken Well, you could make yourself something else. Husband isn't much of a cook but he'd do eggs on toast or 2 min noodles or something.	piroska (17583)
1471594	2020-09-03 23:33:00	Don't take everything I say as serious. :) If I may say so, I am a very proficient cook, to having the ability to boil water without burning. Ken :) ;)	kenj (9738)
1471595	2020-09-04 03:37:00	except I'd have lamb If you can afford lamb you can afford to move to a better suburb.	allblack (6574)
1471596	2020-09-04 21:20:00	I buy lamb. But from Auckland. Last year a whole lamb from Aussie Butcher. $180. This time just some legs at $9.99kg and some shoulder chops at $8.50kg. And froze in bulk. Besides, it's not my house remember.....	piroska (17583)
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