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| Thread ID: 149238 | 2020-09-03 02:37:00 | SWMBO reckons she's got blokes sussed out | kenj (9738) | PC World Chat |
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| 1471589 | 2020-09-03 02:37:00 | I was looking on my tablet and saw a photo in an article of a easy Sunday roast dinner. I commented to her that it sounded a good idea and that I should get a piece of pork out of the freezer for Saturdays dinner. Her reply...... "I don't know, when you blokes are young, all you could think of was sex. Now, when you get old your mind turns to roast meat, potatoes, kumera, pumpkin with lashings of gravy, not to many veges!" Darn, she can read my mind! ;) Ken :) :) |
kenj (9738) | ||
| 1471590 | 2020-09-03 04:34:00 | I commented to her that it sounded a good idea and that I should get a piece of pork out of the freezer for Saturdays dinner. all you could think of was sex. Now, .... your mind turns to roast meat, potatoes, kumera, pumpkin with lashings of gravy, !" Darn, she can read my mind! ;) Ken :) :) Hey, didn't meet her! Out that day? Have to say I like the sound of the dinner....except I'd have lamb and the veges. (And add parsnip and swede too) (and then you do the other after.......) |
piroska (17583) | ||
| 1471591 | 2020-09-03 04:59:00 | The missus isn't talking to me. She said I ruined her birthday. I'm not sure how...I didn't even know it was her birthday! After too many beers, my mate asked if he could crash out on my sofa. I had to explain to him that I'm married now, so that's where I sleep. The missus said she's leaving me because I invade her privacy too often. At least that's what it says in her diary. As me and the missus headed off on a romantic holiday, we talked about what kinky things we'd like to do to each other. She said, "I've always wanted to be handcuffed." So I planted a kilo of cocaine in her suitcase. Woman to husband: "Let's go out and have some fun tonight! Husband: "Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hall light on." My mate is thinking about asking his ex-missus to re-marry him, but he's worried shell think he is just after her for his money. Two guys in a health club, one is putting on a pair of womens lace knickers. 1st guy: "Since when do you wear women's underwear?" 2nd guy: "Since the missus found em in the glove box." My missus left me for another bloke. All that lies ahead now is a miserable, pointless life, with suicide seemingly the only way out. And while the poor bugger's going through all that, I'll be down at the pub with my mates every night! My missus left a note on the fridge: "It's not working. I can't take it anymore, I'm going to live with my mum." I opened the fridge door, the light came on, the beer was cold. What the hell is she on about?" ;) |
B.M. (505) | ||
| 1471592 | 2020-09-03 06:10:00 | Hey, didn't meet her! Out that day Probably, she is out with her old school reunion group for dinner tonight. I asked her what is for dinner for me tonight? There is bread, butter and jam sez SWMBO. I am allowed bread and butter, bread and jam but not bread butter and jam. Boy it's a tough life but after 52 years I have just got used to it. :) Ken |
kenj (9738) | ||
| 1471593 | 2020-09-03 21:59:00 | Probably, she is out with her old school reunion group for dinner tonight. I asked her what is for dinner for me tonight? Ken Well, you could make yourself something else. Husband isn't much of a cook but he'd do eggs on toast or 2 min noodles or something. |
piroska (17583) | ||
| 1471594 | 2020-09-03 23:33:00 | Don't take everything I say as serious. :) If I may say so, I am a very proficient cook, to having the ability to boil water without burning. Ken :) ;) |
kenj (9738) | ||
| 1471595 | 2020-09-04 03:37:00 | except I'd have lamb If you can afford lamb you can afford to move to a better suburb. |
allblack (6574) | ||
| 1471596 | 2020-09-04 21:20:00 | I buy lamb. But from Auckland. Last year a whole lamb from Aussie Butcher. $180. This time just some legs at $9.99kg and some shoulder chops at $8.50kg. And froze in bulk. Besides, it's not my house remember..... |
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