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| 32309 | 2002-01-22 02:32:00 | 'The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. Thats where we come in; we're computer professionals. We cause accidents.' - Nathaniel Borenstein |
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| 32310 | 2002-01-22 02:55:00 | Just take a backup first, no danger. | Guest (0) | ||
| 32311 | 2002-01-22 04:38:00 | My God !!!!! I just realised. The military probably uses Microsoft windows too....I'm off to build a shelter. p.s. Now that I've followed the directions for fitting my garage door up to play music when I get home about tips on how to set up the shelter to play 'flight of the valkyrie' as it detects World War Three. You know from apocalypse now |
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| 32312 | 2002-01-22 05:36:00 | You're ok dipstick 01. No need for a shelter. If they are using windows they'll miss you by miles. | Guest (0) | ||
| 32313 | 2002-01-22 06:08:00 | The US Government gave up on the 'Star Wars' idea (supported by mad H-Bomb Teller and a brain-dead President Reagan) when they realised (i) that their X-Ray lasers were unlikely to work, and (ii) the software (estimated at 100M lines of code) was certain not to work. Pity MS didn't learn from that experience (how many lines of code in WindowsXP, again?). |
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| 32314 | 2002-01-22 06:13:00 | It never ceases to amaze me how the most random of comments soon turns to a critique of Microsoft ;-) | Guest (0) | ||
| 32315 | 2002-01-23 11:56:00 | ----------- to set up right click --------------------- 1 . Right click the 'Start' button 2 . Click on to ' Explore'. 3 . Open the 'Send To' folder normally 'C:\windows\SendTo' or 'C:\windows\ShellNew\SendTo' 4 . Right click inside the folder on the white space below were the files are listed and select 'New'. 5. Then. Select the 'Shortcut'. 6. the ' Command line:' is empty. 7. Browse for the program you are making the shortcut for. In this case it is *.bat , 8. Then click on to Next > 9. If you are happy with the name click 'Finish'. ---------- if you are confused over my reply ask ------------ >From Eric And if you live in New Zealand, watching your Microsoft windows defrag program is more exciting than watching the free to air television stations believe it or not.. |
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