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Thread ID: 15084 2002-01-28 09:48:00 We need some jokes Guest (0) Press F1
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33226 2002-01-28 09:48:00 Being a holiday in Auckland, (I emphasise holiday), my wife decided it is a good time for me to clear out the boxes in the garage ('or else').

Anyway, believe it or not, I found an old printout of jokes from the mid 80's when I started my computer career.

There must have been a hundred lines in there but I ROFFLE over a few...

1. The definition of an upgrade - 'take old bugs out, put new ones in'.

2. Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!' ... till you can find a rock.

3. File not found. Should I fake it (Y/N) ... (*hehe good old DOS commands... ahhhh...*)

4. PARLIMENT.SYS corrupted: Reboot Wellington (Y/N)?

And the lamest one of all

5. ASCII stupid questions, get a stupid ANSI.

sigh... think I'll stop now...
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33227 2002-01-28 10:03:00 roflmao ! Guest (0)
33228 2002-01-29 06:21:00 And the student that press F1 thinking the tutor would come and help. Guest (0)
33229 2002-01-29 13:34:00 Des, You need to buy a lawn mower.

(Just part of a another joke)
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