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Thread ID: 123867 2012-03-21 17:47:00 Thursday funny porkster (6331) PC World Chat
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1266231 2012-03-21 17:47:00 A man goes into a supermarket .
He grabs a trolley and proceeded to shop grabbing a few small grocery items such as milk and bread and some sodas . The place is quite cramped and he finds it hard to manoeuvre .
He finally gets up to the checkout . The cashier processes the groceries and the bill comes to $194 .

"Pardon!" says the man in a bit of a shock .

"$194 sir, cash or credit card?"

"Why is it so high", the man asks

"Well to start with Sir, you have used our 4 wheel trolley, only 3 wheel trolleys are free . there is a surcharge for the additional wheel . "

"but you only have 4 wheel trolleys!" shouts the man

"Yes sir but that is the policy . Also we have noticed that you have bought your own shopping bags . Thats an additional fee of $50 Sir . If you had advised us you were going to bring your own bags earlier, it would only be $15 . "

"What!"

The cashier continues "Of course there is also a fee for using a checkout sir!"

The man was stunned!

"So that all comes to $194 sir, cash or credit card?"

"C . . C . . . credit card" the man stuttered .

"That will be an addition $4 credit card fee Sir . " the cashier replied

"What! then I'll pay cash . "

"Excellent choice Sir, there's an additional $10 convenient fee for cash . "


The man by this stage was getting quite angry .

"You are trying to scammed me for so much money yet you have such small aisles, there is hardly any room to move!"
"And you call yourselves a supermarket!" shouted the man .

"Oh no Sir, we call ourselves an airline!"
porkster (6331)
1266232 2012-03-21 18:08:00 Funny, but so true ...

:p
WalOne (4202)
1266233 2012-03-21 23:50:00 I will stay clear of that Supermarket. :D Bobh (5192)
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