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| Thread ID: 15734 | 2002-02-15 12:59:00 | BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR THE FOLLOWING VIRUSES | Guest (0) | Press F1 |
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| 35817 | 2002-02-15 12:59:00 | BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR THE FOLLOWING VIRUSES: CLINTON VIRUS Gives you a 7 inch Hard Drive with NO memory VIAGRA VIRUS Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy LEWINSKY VIRUS Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did RONALD REAGAN VIRUS Saves your data but forgets where it is stored LINUX VIRUS Does no problem to your computer, Just takes up space MICROSOFT VIRUS Makes you reinstall OS MIKE TYSON VIRUS Quits after two bytes OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS Your 300MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 100MB, then slowly expands to 400MB DR. JACK KEVORKIAN VIRUS Deletes all old files ELLEN DEGENERES VIRUS Disks can no longer be inserted TITANIC VIRUS (A strain of Lewinsky virus) Your whole computer goes down DISNEY VIRUS Everything in your computer goes Goofy PROZAC VIRUS Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care GARY GLITTER VIRUS Only attacks minor files LORENA BOBBIT VIRUS Reformats your hard drive into! a 3.5 inch floppy, then discards it through Windows |
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| 35818 | 2002-02-15 21:40:00 | lol ;-) | Guest (0) | ||
| 35819 | 2002-02-16 07:15:00 | Very funny | Guest (0) | ||
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