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35817 2002-02-15 12:59:00 BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR THE FOLLOWING VIRUSES:

CLINTON VIRUS
Gives you a 7 inch Hard Drive with NO memory

VIAGRA VIRUS
Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy

LEWINSKY VIRUS
Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails
everyone about what it did

RONALD REAGAN VIRUS
Saves your data but forgets where it is stored

LINUX VIRUS
Does no problem to your computer, Just takes up space

MICROSOFT VIRUS
Makes you reinstall OS

MIKE TYSON VIRUS
Quits after two bytes

OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS
Your 300MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 100MB, then slowly
expands to 400MB

DR. JACK KEVORKIAN VIRUS
Deletes all old files

ELLEN DEGENERES VIRUS
Disks can no longer be inserted

TITANIC VIRUS (A strain of Lewinsky virus)
Your whole computer goes down

DISNEY VIRUS
Everything in your computer goes Goofy

PROZAC VIRUS
Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care

GARY GLITTER VIRUS
Only attacks minor files

LORENA BOBBIT VIRUS
Reformats your hard drive into! a 3.5 inch floppy, then discards
it through Windows
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35818 2002-02-15 21:40:00 lol ;-) Guest (0)
35819 2002-02-16 07:15:00 Very funny Guest (0)
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