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36295 2002-02-19 11:16:00 Five cannibals get appointed as programmers in an IT company. During
the
welcoming ceremony the boss says: 'You're all part of our team now. You
can
earn good money here, and you can go to the company canteen for
something
to
eat. So don't trouble the other employees'.

The cannibals promise not to trouble the other employees.

Four weeks later the boss returns and says: 'You're all working very
hard,
and I'm very satisfied with all of you. One of our cleaners has
disappeared
however. Do any of you know what happened to her?'

The cannibals disavow all knowledge of the missing cleaner. After the
boss
has left, the leader of the cannibals says to the others: 'Which of you
idiots ate the cleaner?'

A hand raises hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals says:
'You
fool! For four weeks we've been eating Team Leaders, Managers, and
Project
Managers so no-one would notice anything, and you have to go and eat
the
cleaner!'
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36296 2002-02-19 23:23:00 That's very funny :-))

Unfortunatly I work there
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