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| Thread ID: 15926 | 2002-02-21 06:29:00 | The hardware list | Guest (0) | Press F1 |
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| 36526 | 2002-02-21 06:29:00 | At last! What you've all been waiting for! It's ... THE HARDWARE LIST! - No added colours or flavours! - Organically grown! - 100% nuclear free! - This sentence has TWO exclamation marks!! And CAPITALS!! Here's what others have said about The Hardware List: 'I could have been Secretary General of The United Nations instead of that other guy if only I had known about The Hardware List.' (Koffee Anon) 'It's a load of rubbish, and a blatant attempt to knock down Tall Poppies like me.' (Charlie Brown - Hot Glue Salesman) 'I suppose he'll put my quote in quotes too. Oh well - as long as he doesn't do it with my name.' ('robo' - \ber Geek and Press F1 Patriarch) 'Um ... when do I get paid for this ad?' (John Kirwan) - Computer Expert and former All Black) 'i rilly like the hrdwre lst its gud' (Editor, Teenage Texting Magazine) Warning! Several people have been tragically killed in accidents this year, and NONE of them had downloaded a copy of The Hardware List**. Don't let this happen to you! Download it now! **May not be a direct cause/effect relationship N.B. Any quotes purporting to be from actual people may, in fact, be completely made up. FAQ Q: Where can I download The Hardware List? A: Get it here: <www.details.co.nz Q: What else of interest is there at that site? A: You can check out Heather's Web Design services. She also runs courses. Q: What sort of web pages does she produce? A: Clean, clear, fast-loading and informative pages. Not the spinning, scrolling, flashing, migrane-inducing horrors that I've often seen in compiling The Hardware List. Q: Can I send suggestions/revisions to Heather? A: No! Leave her alone. She is just hosting the download. The Hardware List is provided 'as is'. It's not a commercial product and carries no guarantees whatsoever and no support. You are welcome to post constructive criticism to the PressF1 site, and maybe I'll see it there. Maybe. |
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| 36527 | 2002-02-21 07:58:00 | Wow, I've been waiting for that! (Mike Louwrens - Genius) | Guest (0) | ||
| 36528 | 2002-02-21 08:07:00 | ROTFLMAO Good one John! |
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| 36529 | 2002-02-21 09:00:00 | The list should be very handy John. Thanks, JM |
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| 36530 | 2002-02-21 10:54:00 | LOL Thanks John, Heather |
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| 36531 | 2002-02-22 01:19:00 | Information is inaccurate and the critique is non professional. Shame |
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| 36532 | 2002-02-22 06:35:00 | Thanks for your specific post advising me of corrections that need to be made. Since you're unhappy, I'll refund your purchase price in full. By the way, please feel free to do one of your own and give it away (starting from scratch of course - wouldn't want any of my 'inaccuracies' to creep in). Also, you might want to consult with your parents (if you know who they are) as to the spelling of your last name. You wouldn't want people to think you're a cringing coward who slags people off from behind a pseudonym, now would you. |
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| 36533 | 2002-02-22 10:01:00 | Great Job! Well done, John. Cheers bk |
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