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Thread ID: 16927	2002-03-21 16:05:00	Top Ten Reasons Why Computers Are Better Than Spouses	Guest (0)	Press F1

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40062	2002-03-21 16:05:00	10. You can boot a computer as often as you want without legal consequences. 9. Given enough time and patience, there's a chance that a computer will actually do what you want it to do. 8. No matter how long you've been together, you can always turn a computer on. 7. Not only does a computer not get angry if you look at pornography, it's built to accommodate the activity. 6. Computers are easier to understand. 5. It's perfectly acceptable to trade up to a younger, better computer. 4. You can unscrew a computer. 3. When you want to put something into a computer, you just hit 'enter'. 2. When a computer dies, it's okay to replace it as soon as possible. And, the number reason why computers are better than spouses: 1. It's actually better to have more than one computer.	Guest (0)
40063	2002-03-21 21:01:00	Wow JS, it seems, you, your computer and your hands going to be a very busy chappie. Have Fun.	Guest (0)
40064	2002-03-22 00:30:00	They dont cook you dinner or tidy up the house and keep you warn at night though lol	Guest (0)
40065	2002-03-22 01:57:00	Like Homer Simpson said: 'It's funny cause it's true!'	Guest (0)
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