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| Thread ID: 124179 | 2012-04-11 02:09:00 | Food First - Then Weather Satellites! | SurferJoe46 (51) | PC World Chat |
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| 1269313 | 2012-04-11 02:09:00 | White House Says North Korea Should 'Go to Weather . com' by : weather . com - free use for educational purposes This would be lots funnier if it wasn't so true ------------ and sad . North Korea made its claim during an unprecedented media blitz to international news outlets . (Ho - hum :sleep) Ryu Gum Chol, deputy director of space exploration in the Department of Space Technology of North Korea, center*, prepares to leave after a press conference held ahead of a satellite rocket launch in Pyongyang, North Korea, Tuesday, April 10, 2012 . North Korean space officials said Tuesday that all assembly and preparations for a planned satellite launch have been completed, while denying it is a cover for missile test . (AP Photo/Ng Han Guan) * IMAGE::: . imwx . com/img/images/news/2012/march/NorthKorea_300x187 . jpg" target="_blank">s . imwx . com North Korea's claim justifying a planned rocket launch that the isolated country merely wants to put a weather satellite in orbit was denounced on Tuesday by the White House, which dismissed the claim by saying North Korea should just "go to weather . com . " Ryu Gum Chol - not speaking to Upsidedown Landers - says: "Youse guys gotz one - we wants one too" . :p The U . S . National Security Council spokesman Tommy Vietor responded in an emailed statement to reporters, including NBC's White House Correspondent Kristen Welker . Vietor wrote "You don't have to be a rocket scientist to know this is propaganda," Vietor said . "North Korea is trying to advance, test and show off its ballistic missile technology . The U . N . bans this activity, which is why they're using the press to pretend it's a satellite launch . " "North Korea doesn’t need to spend this kind of money on a weather satellite . Go to weather . com," Vietor continued . "Reporters visiting North Korea just to cover this launch are missing the real story -- history is passing North Korea by, and millions of innocent people are starving to death because the regime spends all its money on weapons . " Next month to commemorate the death of Exalted Leader and Room Temperature Soul Benevolent Premier - there will be a fireworks show over the South Pacific (directly over ChCh) using three Mega Tons of Chinese fireworks that were traded for forty metric tons of rice and pigs . "The fuel for the rocket is dynamite, which if it doesn't get wet usually works . The whole world's invited to see that we are just in the pyrotechnics business and we are NOT testing nuclear warheads" said Ryu Gum Chol . "No sheep will be injured in this test" he said in leaving the television cameras . Security was increased at the Pyongyang North Korean launch facility as people are trying to ride the rocket in attempt to find a good meal by escaping to somewhere (anywhere) else . In other news: Ryu Gum Chol has taken a new national motto to advertise the physical fitness and prowess of North Korean citizens: "NO FAT NORTH KOREANS" It seems to be working . |
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| 1269314 | 2012-04-11 02:51:00 | Rocket/Missile = Tomato/Tomato depends on how ya say it | Gobe1 (6290) | ||
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