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Thread ID: 149408 2020-12-07 19:17:00 Tuesday Jokes piroska (17583) PC World Chat
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1473512 2020-12-07 19:17:00 Well, maybe a joke:

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piroska (17583)
1473513 2020-12-07 20:28:00 Yet another Automated response :D :lol: wainuitech (129)
1473514 2020-12-15 05:00:00 PRAIRIE HUMOR
Winnipeg guy and a Saskatchewan guy go into a pastry shop in north Winnipeg.
The Winnipeg guy whisks three cookies into his pocket with lightning speed.
The baker doesn't notice.

The Winnipeg guy says to the Saskatchewan guy, "You see how clever we are? You Saskatchewan guys can never beat that!"

The Saskatchewan guy says to the Winnipeg guy, "Watch dis, any Saskatchewan guy is smarter din you, and I'll prove it to you.

He says to the baker, "Gimme a cookie, I'll show ya a magic trick!"
The baker gives him the cookie, which the Saskatchewan guy promptly eats.
Then he says to the baker, "Gimme anudder cookie for me magic trick."
The baker is getting suspicious, but he gives it to him.
He eats this one too.
Then he says again, "Gimme one more cookie..."
The baker is getting angry now, but gives him one anyway.
The Saskatchewan guy eats this one too.

Now the baker is really mad, and he yells, "OK... And now where is your famous magic trick?"

The Saskatchewan guy says...." Now look in the Winnipeg guy's pocket!"

Ken :)
kenj (9738)
1473515 2020-12-17 08:23:00 PANDEMIC HUMOUR

Never in my life would I have imagined my hands consuming more alcohol than my mouth.

When you realise your normal lifestyle is called quarantine.

So, in retrospect, in 2015, not a single person got the answer right to ‘Where do you see yourself five years from now’.
Roscoe (6288)
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