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| Thread ID: 124446 | 2012-04-27 01:37:00 | Chauncey, Again | SurferJoe46 (51) | PC World Chat |
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| 1272189 | 2012-04-27 01:37:00 | Pat was walking along in front of the Belfast Zoo and he spied Chauncey who was sitting out on the curb, sobbing and generally cryin' his eyes out . Now Pat and Chauncey were whiskey drinking mates from since the days when Hector was a pup, both being social barflys and he stopped dead in his tracks seein' the scene and asked him: "What's with all the tears and carryin' on like dat, huh?" "Oh me, Oh my! 'Tis the most 'orrible news Oi've gotta tell yer, mate . The elephant's just up 'n died - quick like that <snapping his fingers>" he said . Pat was very moved by the obvious affinity that Chauncey must've had for the elephant and said: "I ne'er knew ya was so close to the elephant . 'e must've meant the world to ya, huh?" "Oh - I guess I liked 'em well 'nough an' all, but dat ain't da whole story" said Chauncey, looking up at his friend from the curb where he was sittin' . 'Den tell me - what's so sad 'bout it all?" asked Pat . Between sobs and snorts, Chauncey said: "Oh it's da worst in da whole world . Oi've gotta bury the damned thing!" |
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