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| Thread ID: 21325 | 2002-06-23 00:55:00 | lol#3 | tweak'e (174) | Press F1 |
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| 56635 | 2002-06-23 00:55:00 | >> Bob received a free ticket to the Super Bowl from his company. >> Unfortunately, when Bob arrived at the stadium he realized the seat >> was in >> the last row in the corner of the stadium. He was closer to the >> Goodyear >> Blimp than the field! >> >> About halfway through the first quarter, Bob noticed an empty seat >> 10 rows >> off the field right on the 50-yard line. He decided to take a >> chance and >> made his way through the stadium and around the security guards to >> the empty >> seat. >> >> As he sat down, he asked the gentleman sitting next to him, "Excuse >> me, is >> anyone sitting here?" The man said "No." >> >> Very excited to be in such a great seat for the game, Bob said to >> the man >> next to him, "This is incredible! Who in their right mind would >> have a seat >> like this at the Super Bowl and not use it?!" >> >> The man replied, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was >> supposed to >> come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Super >> Bowl we >> haven't been to together since we got married in 1967." >> >> "That's really sad," said Bob, "but still, couldn't you find >> someone to take >> the seat? A relative or a close friend?" >> >> "No," the man replied, "they're all at the funeral!" |
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| 56636 | 2002-06-23 01:32:00 | LMFAO :) :) :) | Sam H (525) | ||
| 56637 | 2002-06-23 02:24:00 | haha nice one. | -=JM=- (16) | ||
| 56638 | 2002-06-23 03:18:00 | lol :^O That is cruel. | NathanTheKind (472) | ||
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