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56635 2002-06-23 00:55:00 >> Bob received a free ticket to the Super Bowl from his company.
>> Unfortunately, when Bob arrived at the stadium he realized the seat
>> was in
>> the last row in the corner of the stadium. He was closer to the
>> Goodyear
>> Blimp than the field!
>>
>> About halfway through the first quarter, Bob noticed an empty seat
>> 10 rows
>> off the field right on the 50-yard line. He decided to take a
>> chance and
>> made his way through the stadium and around the security guards to
>> the empty
>> seat.
>>
>> As he sat down, he asked the gentleman sitting next to him, "Excuse
>> me, is
>> anyone sitting here?" The man said "No."
>>
>> Very excited to be in such a great seat for the game, Bob said to
>> the man
>> next to him, "This is incredible! Who in their right mind would
>> have a seat
>> like this at the Super Bowl and not use it?!"
>>
>> The man replied, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was
>> supposed to
>> come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Super
>> Bowl we
>> haven't been to together since we got married in 1967."
>>
>> "That's really sad," said Bob, "but still, couldn't you find
>> someone to take
>> the seat? A relative or a close friend?"
>>
>> "No," the man replied, "they're all at the funeral!"
tweak'e (174)
56636 2002-06-23 01:32:00 LMFAO :) :) :) Sam H (525)
56637 2002-06-23 02:24:00 haha nice one. -=JM=- (16)
56638 2002-06-23 03:18:00 lol :^O That is cruel. NathanTheKind (472)
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