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57468 2002-06-26 10:55:00 > People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I know
> where my watch is pal, where the f*** is yours? Do I point at my
> crotch then ask where the toilet is?
>
> People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room
> for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the

> channel manually.
>
> When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".
> F***king right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?
>
> When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it
> is. Why the f*ck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do
> people do this? Who and where are they?
>
> When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No tosser,
> I paid $14 to come to the cinema and stare at the f*cking floor.
>
> People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a
> choice there, did you sunshine?
>
> When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then
> there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then
> there must have been something before it.
>
> When people say "life is short". What the f***?? Life is the longest
> damn thing anyone ever f***ing does!! What can you do that's longer?
>
> When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come
> yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, Kn*bhead?
>
> People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'. So
> what did they used to be? Ears? Wellington boots?
>
> When your eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No it's
> really revolting; I always eat stuff I hate.
>
> People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's an
> image I really didn't need.
>
> McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you unless you
> insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering.....It's has to be a
> Mcchicken Sandwich, just a Chicken Sandwich get blank looks.....
> ......Well I'll have a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you McTosser.
>
> When you're involved in a accident and someone asks 'are you
> alright?'. Yes fine thanks, I'll just pick up my limbs and be off. 		tweak'e (174)
57469 2002-06-26 11:20:00 ROTFL Thanks tweak'e! :D :D Susan B (19)
57470 2002-06-26 12:13:00 hehe nice.

and Susan, where on earth do you post all your posts. Have you been ha><ing the server. 		-=JM=- (16)
57471 2002-06-26 22:37:00 Ok I know what alot of letters stand for but ROTFL, What the Hang does that mean

:)
:D 		NathanTheKind (472)
57472 2002-06-26 22:47:00 Roll on the floor larfing. Wot a laugh, you're a funny coot. mark c (247)
57473 2002-06-27 00:01:00 Tweak'e,
sounds like your quoting Dennis
got any more? 		Chris Wilson (431)
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