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Thread ID: 125125	2012-06-07 23:13:00	Montana ... SJ ... and Bears	SP8's (9836)	PC World Chat

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1280491	2012-06-07 23:13:00	A man in rural Montana wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages, and sure enough, there's an ad for "Montana Bear Removers." He calls the number, and the bear remover says, He'll be over in 30 minutes. The bear remover arrives, and gets out of his van. He's got a ladder, a baseball bat, a 12-gauge shotgun, and a mean old pit bulldog. "What are you going to do?" asks SJ. "I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I'm going to go up there, and knock the bear off the roof with this baseball bat. When the bear falls off the roof, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles, and not let go. The bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back of the van. He then hands the shotgun to the homeowner. "What's the shotgun for?" SJ asks. "If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog."	SP8's (9836)
1280492	2012-06-08 00:00:00	Hahahaha good one Speights :D	Gobe1 (6290)
1280493	2012-06-08 06:46:00	:eek: (cringe) Good one Speights	WalOne (4202)
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