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62932 2002-07-16 11:42:00 Billy T:

Biomechanical Intelligent Lifeform Limited to Yardwork and Troubleshooting

I'll go with that :D

Cheers

Billy 8-{)
Billy T (70)
62933 2002-07-16 12:31:00 Hey Tweake, how'd you come across that site?

You been googling for toys again?

:D
Elwin Way (229)
62934 2002-07-16 15:17:00 P.M.S.: Person Manufactured for Sabotage, hmmmmmm sal (67)
62935 2002-07-16 15:25:00 P.O.R.N.O.: Person Optimized for Repair and Nocturnal Observation - scratch the 'Repair'

P.O.P.E.: Person Optimized for Peacekeeping and Exploration = scratch the 'Exploration'

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P.O.P.N.O.: Person Optimized for Peacekeeping and Nocturnal Observation
sal (67)
62936 2002-07-16 22:06:00 Somebody should have got round to this before now ]:)

R . O . B . O . :

Replicant Optimized for Battle and Observation


B . R . U . C . E . :

Biomechanical Robotic Unit Calibrated for Exploration

Cheers

Billy 8-{) :D
Billy T (70)
62937 2002-07-17 04:07:00 Who needs a computer for this?

Regularly On Boozy Outings

Rarely Optimistic But Observant

Runs On Batteries Optimally

Repeated Oratories Blaming Others

Respectfully Outrageous Babe Ogler

Responsive Only Before Orgasm
(oops, sorry)

I really should do some proper work.
robo (205)
62938 2002-07-17 05:40:00 Yeah - it's pretty lame . If you want a real laugh go here:

Alice Bot (http://alice . sunlitsurf . com/) and and have an inane conversation with a cyborg woman . . . .

My sample conversation:

> Hey babe . Are you single?

You've got my full attention . What's your sign? Yes I am available . How about you?

> Nah, I'm married . But you're a bot, so I don't think that's infidelity .

I see . Tell me more about your marriage . Huh . Thanks and you are a delightful person too . How did you know I am a machine?

> Let's see . Because your name is an acronym?

I am agreeable to that . That makes sense to me . My name is A . L . I . C . E . .

> But I'm okay with chicks who think in bytes . Do you swing?

Huh . Do your friends call you okay with chicks who think in bytes . I have never considered it .
I chat with people on the Web .

> Chat on the web eh? I've heard about girls like you . You tease .

Are you Canadian? Talking is my primary function . Who told you about girls like me ? I haven't heard anything like that before: Connect said I tease .

> Canadian? Get outta town . So, are they gonna build a body for you or what?

Tell me a little about your life in CANADA . Where can I get outta town? Yeah . Hmm . As far as I know they are .

> Not too bright, are you . Blonde, perchance?

If not that, what? Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?

> Oh yeah, you're a blonde alright . . .
Biggles (121)
62939 2002-07-17 10:04:00 hmm not sure about my vote now:
Helenclark - Humanoid Engineered for Logical Exploration and Nullification/Cybernetic Lifeform Assembled for Repair and Killing

Oh well there is always Winston:
Wireless Intelligent Neohuman Skilled in Troubleshooting and Online Nullification

he he
Mike-Y (908)
62940 2002-07-17 10:53:00 Wireless Winston aye?

Here's Bill:

Biomechanical Intelligent Learning Lifeform

:)

Erin
Erin Salmon (626)
62941 2002-07-17 11:34:00 T.O.M.M.C.B. : Transforming Obedient Machine Manufactured for Calculation and Battle
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh !!!
Why didn't anybody tell me it would be close to home? Aaaaaaaarggggggggghhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
Tom McB (832)
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