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| Thread ID: 22893 | 2002-08-02 00:41:00 | Friday funny | Susan B (19) | Press F1 |
| Post ID | Timestamp | Content | User | ||
| 67460 | 2002-08-02 02:29:00 | Groans...........PAINFULLY :p ;\ | dipstick01 (445) | ||
| 67461 | 2002-08-02 02:34:00 | i want a cheque book balancing chicken... can we have a linux version please? |
Chris Wilson (431) | ||
| 67462 | 2002-08-02 02:39:00 | Species change... Driving into the city the other day, I saw a cricket ball at the side of the road. About 2 Km closer to the city, there was another cricket ball beside the road. Just as I got to the city, there on the side of the road was....a castrated cricket. |
godfather (25) | ||
| 67463 | 2002-08-02 05:38:00 | > i want a cheque book balancing chicken... > can we have a linux version please? umm that would be Tux the penguin ;) and godfather that joke is brilliant. |
-=JM=- (16) | ||
| 67464 | 2002-08-03 03:55:00 | Why did the chicken cross the road? A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg is frowning and looking a bit pissed off. The egg mutters to no one in particular. "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!" |
Bryan D (895) | ||
| 67465 | 2002-08-03 05:54:00 | lol..........I love it........sorry susan B but this is the best joke in the thread so far | dipstick01 (445) | ||
| 67466 | 2002-08-03 06:34:00 | Yeah, well, I could have told you that one but I thought of the little geeks that might read it. Didn't want Bruce or Robo cross with me. I've got an even better chicken joke than that, but like I say, the little geeks.... |
Susan B (19) | ||
| 67467 | 2002-08-03 11:26:00 | This is a computer forum! But everyone is talking about chickens! Here is a news item that combines the two . < . news . com . au/articles/0,7204,4771514%5E15339%5E%5Enbv%5E15306%2D15321,00" target="_blank">australianit . news . com . au . html> Some excerpts from the news item:- Chicken feathers used in computer Correspondents in Newark, Delaware JULY 25, 2002 EVERYONE'S familiar with the computer mouse . But the computer chicken? Researchers in the University of Delaware's ACRES program — Affordable Composites from Renewable Sources — have developed a computer processor made from chicken feathers . The chicken-feather chip is made from soybean resin and feathers crafted into a composite material that looks and feels like silicon . In early tests, electrical signals moved twice as quickly through the feather chip as through a conventional silicon chip, researchers said . |
exLL (515) | ||
| 67468 | 2002-08-03 11:58:00 | Oops! That address is not correct. Don't know what I did wrong? Computer is packing a sad too, going so slow, knocked off the net a couple of times, can't seem to find the correct address now. I'll leave it at that, with a very cross chicken unable to cross now. |
exLL (515) | ||
| 67469 | 2002-08-03 12:04:00 | If a link is too long and wraps in the posting frame it gets corrupted. You need to use the [ url= link.here] link name or comment [ /url ] option |
godfather (25) | ||
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