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Thread ID: 23008 2002-08-05 08:07:00 A politically incorrect joke, but its funny all the same! Billy T (70) Press F1
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68282 2002-08-05 08:07:00 Little Johnny was in the classroom on a Friday afternoon, and the teacher had a game for the kids. "Okay class. Now I'm going to say a famous quote, and the first person to tell me who said that quote, can have Monday off," said the teacher.

"To be, or not to be. That is the question," spoke the teacher. Little Dun Chop Meow at the front of the class called out, "Shakespeare!" "Well done!" said the teacher. "You can have Monday off". "No thank you Miss. I am of Vietnamese origin and it is in our culture to study as hard as we can, so I will be here on Monday studying hard," said little Dun Chop Meow.

"Okay," said the teacher. The next quote is - "I HAD A DREAM!". Little Fri Som Kat, also at the front, yelled out "Martin Luther King!" "Well done!" said the teacher. "You can have Monday off!" "No thank you miss. I am of Chinese origin and we also don't take time off school. Education is everything to us, so I will be in on Monday studying hard too," said little Fri Som Kat.

"Okay," said the teacher. Then she heard a voice from the back of the classroom, "F&*^%*g Asians!" "Who said that?" yelled the teacher in an angry tone. "Winston Peters!" yelled back little Johnny. "See ya Tuesday."

Cheers

Billy 8-{) :D
Billy T (70)
68283 2002-08-05 09:17:00 hehe that's nice -=JM=- (16)
68284 2002-08-05 09:18:00 See little johnny prove that prats can be funny! Chris Wilson (431)
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