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72332	2002-08-19 04:09:00	BE ON THE LOOK OUT FOR THE FOLLOWING VIRUSES CLINTON VIRUS: Gives you a 7 inch hard drive with NO memory VIAGRA VIRUS: Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy LEWINSKY VIRUS: Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then emails everyone about what it did RONALD REAGAN VIRUS: Saves your data, but forgets where its stored MIKE TYSON VIRUS: Quits after two bytes OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS: Your 300 MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 100 MB, then slowly expands to 200 MB ELLEN DEGENERES VIRUS: Disks can no longer be inserted TITANIC VIRUS: (a strain of the Lewinsky Virus) Your whole computer goes down (but I think "we go on") DISNEY VIRUS: Everything in your computer goes Goofy :-) PROZAC VIRUS: Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER VIRUS: Terminates some files, leaves, but IT WILL BE BAAAAACK LORENA BOBBIT VIRUS: Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy, then discards it through Windows	dot_com (558)
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