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| Thread ID: 24192 | 2002-09-05 07:48:00 | What sex is your computer? | dipstick01 (445) | Press F1 |
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| 76709 | 2002-09-05 21:58:00 | Jeez you guys are weird :O My computers don't have sex, not even old faithful. I turn them all off at night as well, just to make sure. No computer is going to have more fun at night with the lights out than I do :8} Anthromorphizing your computer is geek-extreme. I 'm outa here now, got a date with ol' Betsy :x (she's been a great pal over the years and we've had a lot of fun together). Saw the price of petrol is going up again and I want to fill her tank before it's too late. ;) Cheers Billy 8-{) :D |
Billy T (70) | ||
| 76710 | 2002-09-05 22:14:00 | > My computers don't have sex, not even old faithful. > I turn them all off at night as well, just to make > sure. No computer is going to have more fun at > night with the lights out than I do :8} Leave the lights on then Billy - it might even be a whole new adventure for you. But put a blanket over the puter first. We don't want prying eyes now, do we? Especially not in "Middle Earth" |
Baldy (26) | ||
| 76711 | 2002-09-05 22:26:00 | Mine are hermaphrodites. That way if they play up they are Bloody Boys and when they purr along nicely they are Good Girls. :D |
Susan B (19) | ||
| 76712 | 2002-09-05 23:33:00 | Hi Susan A peculiar thought has just come into my head.?:| Can a hermaphrodite have a headache and be randy at the same time? It's probably one of those questions that if you have to ask, you'll never understand the answer, but I suppose it depends on whether said hermaphrodite was communicating with itself at a meaningful level and listening to its inner self as well at the time of making its move after the lights went out. Being decidedly male, I just had to ask :D Cheers Billy 8-{) Oh yes, now you have reminded me Susan, today is Friday and I have to find a WFTWE especially for you ]:) |
Billy T (70) | ||
| 76713 | 2002-09-06 10:56:00 | Billy! You should know better than to ask a woman to explain the female's mysterious ways! :O I can't really speak with any authority for males and their insatiable desires but I know of none who let any headache prevent them being randy . As for a hermaphrodite communicating with itself I'm more inclined to think that it would make its move very quickly after the lights go out before the communications had a chance to delay or even interrupt its plans . I'm sure it would be very good at convincing itself that communicating and listening to its inner self actually produces headaches and therefore is better not indulged in at all . :D |
Susan B (19) | ||
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