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| Thread ID: 125738 | 2012-07-16 00:41:00 | Monday Laughs.....Jokes about folk.......(There's now't as queer as)................. | Billy T (70) | PC World Chat |
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| 1288804 | 2012-07-16 00:41:00 | . . A young Arab asks his father, "What is that weird hat you are wearing?" The father said, "Why, it's a 'Chechia' because in the desert it protects our heads from the sun." "And what is this strange clothing that you are wearing?" asked the young man. "It's a 'Djbellah' because in the desert it is very hot and it protects the body." said the father. The son asked, "then what about those ugly shoes on your feet? His father replied, "These are 'Babouches", which keep us from burning our feet in the desert." "So tell me then, Father" added the boy. "Yes, my son?" "Why are you still wearing all this stuff when we are living in Dunedin?? ********************************* A husband and wife are shopping in their local supermarket. The husband picks up a 24-pack of Speights and puts it in their trolley. 'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife. 'They're on sale, only $20 for 24 cans,' he replies. 'Put them back, we can't afford them,' demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping. A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $40 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket. 'What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband. 'It's my face cream. It makes me look sexy and beautiful for you when we're making love,' replies the wife. Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Speights ... and at half the price.' I believe he comes out of traction next month and should be released from hospital in several weeks, after he completes rehab. ********************************* One day a country wife came home from the markets earlier than expected, and just in time to catch her husband in bed with another woman. With super-human strength, born of fury, betrayal and twenty years of cutting firewood, lifting sacks of feed, and stacking bales of hay; she whupped him near senseless then dragged him down the stairs, out the back door and into the barn. She tied him to a bench, put his manhood in a vice, secured it tightly then removed the handle. Next she picked up an old carpenter's saw. The banged up cheater was terrified, and hollered, "Stop! Stop! You're not gonna cut it me dick off with that rusty saw, are you?" The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her husband's hand and said.......... "Nope....You are! I'm just gonna burn down the barn!!!" ********************************* Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee. The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'." The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'." The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal.. When he enters a room everyone says 'Your Eminence'." The fourth Catholic man then says, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'." Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?" She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, beautiful features, slim, tall, 38D breast, 24" waist and 34" hips. When she walks into a room, people say, "Oh My God." ********************************* While examining his lady patient, the doctor tells her: "Your heart, lungs, pulse and blood pressure are fine. Now let me see that little thing which gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble." The lady started taking off her knickers..... Doctor, stopping her: "No! No! Please put your knickers back on. Just show me your tongue." Cheers Billy 8-{) :) |
Billy T (70) | ||
| 1288805 | 2012-07-16 01:31:00 | I like the last one | gary67 (56) | ||
| 1288806 | 2012-07-16 02:28:00 | Some good laughs there. :thanks | Bobh (5192) | ||
| 1288807 | 2012-07-16 02:51:00 | Hahaha I'm just gonna burn down the barn!!! and the last one was great Thanks Billy |
Gobe1 (6290) | ||
| 1288808 | 2012-07-16 04:31:00 | #2 ... just so that you know Billy ... I'm pretty good now ... except for a limp ... :D | SP8's (9836) | ||
| 1288809 | 2012-07-16 04:45:00 | Love the last two :D Good jokes :thumbs: |
Nick G (16709) | ||
| 1288810 | 2012-07-16 09:30:00 | :thumbs::D | mikebartnz (21) | ||
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