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Thread ID: 125903 2012-07-26 05:35:00 Proud Kiwi Cicero (40) PC World Chat
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1290913 2012-07-26 05:35:00 Financial advice the kiwi way



Just imagine . . . . If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Air New Zealand one year ago, you would have $49 . 00 today .

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in the AA one year ago, you would have $33 . 00 today .


If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Canterbury Finance one year ago,you would have $0 . 00 today .


But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminium cans for recycling refund, you would have received $214 . 00 . .

Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle . It is called the Kiwi Saver-Keg .


A recent study found that the average Kiwi walks about 900 miles a year . Another study found that Kiwi’s drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year
That means that, on average, Kiwi’s get about 41 miles to the gallon!

Makes you damned proud to be a Kiwi!!
Cicero (40)
1290914 2012-07-26 21:57:00 Didn't' think it was that boring! Cicero (40)
1290915 2012-07-26 22:05:00 No, not at all. bk T (215)
1290916 2012-07-26 22:19:00 Interesting all right. Gobe1 (6290)
1290917 2012-07-26 22:35:00 Have you noticed what nice chaps we have on here?

12 V with his contrary views might be the exception
Cicero (40)
1290918 2012-07-26 23:06:00 And we're being encouraged to buy Power Co shares too... pctek (84)
1290919 2012-07-27 08:04:00 Good one Cicero you made my day.
Just sucking on a Bombay Sapphire so won't be a lot of recycling there.
mikebartnz (21)
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