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Thread ID: 25013	2002-09-24 00:44:00	Viruses?	Kiwitas (514)	Press F1

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82374	2002-09-24 00:44:00	I am not sure if NAV or AVG will gte rid of these viruses or not? Subject: Viruses BE ON THE LOOK OUT FOR THE FOLLOWING VIRUSES: CLINTON VIRUS: Gives you a 7 Inch Hard Drive with NO memory. VIAGRA VIRUS: Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy. LEWINSKY VIRUS: Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then emails everyone about what it did. RONALD REAGAN VIRUS: Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored. MIKE TYSON VIRUS: Quits after two bytes. WINFREY VIRUS: Your 300 MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 100MB,then slowly expands to 200 MB. DR. JACK KEVORKIAN VIRUS: Deletes all old files. ELLEN DEGENERES VIRUS: Disks can no longer be inserted. TITANIC VIRUS (A strain of the Lewinsky Virus): Your whole computer goes down. DISNEY VIRUS: Everything in your computer goes Goofy. PROZAC VIRUS: Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care. JOEY BUTTAFUOCO VIRUS: Only attacks minor files. ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER VIRUS: Terminates some files, leaves, but it will be back. LORENA BOBBIT VIRUS: Re-formats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy, then discards it through Windows. Cheers,Kiwitas,;-)	Kiwitas (514)
82375	2002-09-24 00:45:00	pressf1.co.nz pressf1.co.nz	honeylaser (814)
82376	2002-09-24 00:50:00	beat me to it honeylaser G P	Graham Petrie (449)
82377	2002-09-24 01:04:00	> beat me to it honeylaser > > G P gotta be quick.. B-) :D	honeylaser (814)
82378	2002-09-24 09:28:00	Duhhhhh!!,:8},:8} Dopey Kiwitas,;-)	Kiwitas (514)
82379	2002-09-24 13:31:00	You forgot the new; TELECOM VIRUS: The computer tells you it has just send all the hard drive data to the unlisted rubbish tin and needs your credit card number & expiry date to get it back again, if your keyboard is not plugged into the "Extra" port, it will reboot while you are entering the details.	E.ric (351)
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