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Thread ID: 25013 2002-09-24 00:44:00 Viruses? Kiwitas (514) Press F1
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82374 2002-09-24 00:44:00 I am not sure if NAV or AVG will gte rid of these viruses or not?
Subject: Viruses


BE ON THE LOOK OUT FOR THE FOLLOWING VIRUSES:

CLINTON VIRUS: Gives you a 7 Inch Hard Drive with NO memory.

VIAGRA VIRUS: Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.

LEWINSKY VIRUS: Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then emails everyone about what it did.


RONALD REAGAN VIRUS: Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.

MIKE TYSON VIRUS: Quits after two bytes.

WINFREY VIRUS: Your 300 MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 100MB,then slowly expands to 200 MB.


DR. JACK KEVORKIAN VIRUS: Deletes all old files.

ELLEN DEGENERES VIRUS: Disks can no longer be inserted.

TITANIC VIRUS (A strain of the Lewinsky Virus): Your whole computer goes down.


DISNEY VIRUS: Everything in your computer goes Goofy.

PROZAC VIRUS: Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care.

JOEY BUTTAFUOCO VIRUS: Only attacks minor files.

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER VIRUS: Terminates some files, leaves, but it will be back.


LORENA BOBBIT VIRUS: Re-formats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy,
then discards it through Windows.

Cheers,Kiwitas,;-)
Kiwitas (514)
82375 2002-09-24 00:45:00 pressf1.co.nz
pressf1.co.nz
honeylaser (814)
82376 2002-09-24 00:50:00 beat me to it honeylaser

G P
Graham Petrie (449)
82377 2002-09-24 01:04:00 > beat me to it honeylaser
>
> G P

gotta be quick.. B-) :D
honeylaser (814)
82378 2002-09-24 09:28:00 Duhhhhh!!,:8},:8}

Dopey Kiwitas,;-)
Kiwitas (514)
82379 2002-09-24 13:31:00 You forgot the new;

TELECOM VIRUS: The computer tells you it has just send all the hard drive data to the unlisted rubbish tin and needs your credit card number & expiry date to get it back again, if your keyboard is not plugged into the "Extra" port, it will reboot while you are entering the details.
E.ric (351)
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