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Thread ID: 25397	2002-10-02 22:04:00	a lil OT but funny never the less!	tones_malones (611)	Press F1

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85514	2002-10-02 22:04:00	1 liner: Smash forehead on keyboard to continue . . . . . A computer's attention span is as long as it's power cord . Error: Keyboard not attached . Press F1 to continue . All wiyht . Rho sritched mg kegtops awound? ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI! DEFINITION: Computer - A device designed to speed and automate errors . Why Computers Must Be Female As soon as you commit to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it . Why Computers Must Be Female Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference . Why Computers Must Be Female "Bad command or filename" about as informative as "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you . " BREAKFAST . COM Halted . . . Cereal Port Not Responding Access denied--nah nah na nah nah! Why Computers Must Be Female Native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible . The Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in . 1 liner: C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN RUN\DOS\RUN Best file compression around: "DEL * . *" = 100% compression 1liner C:\WINDOWS C:\WINDOWS\GO C:\PC\CRAWL "640K ought to be enough for anybody . " - Bill Gates, 1981 C:\ Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner .	tones_malones (611)
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