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Thread ID: 25394 2002-10-02 21:23:00 OT - Mike's sad joke for the day... warning, it's really bad! Mike (15) Press F1
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85566 2002-10-02 21:23:00 A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. "My dog's cross-eyed, is there
anything you can do
for him?"

"Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him."

So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth.

Finally, he says "I'm going to have to put him down."

"What? Because he's cross-eyed?"

"No, because he's really heavy."

<rimshot> 		Mike (15)
85567 2002-10-02 22:21:00 nice one Mike :D

and did you manage to get that handout, I hear Larry is looking for investments ;) 		-=JM=- (16)
85568 2002-10-03 03:19:00 I actually went to see his yacht (hence I now know the name of it) yesterday while I was in Auckland... it's a beauty!

But I didn't see Larry :( I kept an eye out for him, prepared to yell out his name when I saw him (hoping he'd let me have a tour)... but no :(

Mike. 		Mike (15)
85569 2002-10-03 06:58:00 Here it is - www.nzherald.co.nz Katana[/url]. I want it :) apparently it's one of the 30 biggest superyachts in the world (number 26 I think).

Mike. 		Mike (15)
85570 2002-10-03 07:05:00 that joke is lame!!! I have heard tha joke soo many times cos' I work at a vet clinic. Brendonny (929)
85571 2002-10-03 07:25:00 But Mike,

Just think of the problems PARKING it! 		Heather P (163)
85572 2002-10-03 08:39:00 IF I could afford to own it, I could definitely afford to park it :D

Mike. 		Mike (15)
85573 2002-10-03 08:56:00 Mike, loved the joke.
And if you could afford the boat, you could afford someone to park it for you. 		godfather (25)
85574 2002-10-03 09:21:00 >>>Here it is - The Katana. I want it apparently it's one of the 30 biggest superyachts in the world (number 26 I think).


<drool> I'd be quite happy to permanently live on that, thank you very much. I don't get seasick.

Parking problems Heather? What parking problems? It's got an anchor, and I can swim. Or row the puff-up boat. On the other hand the puff-up boat would probably have an outboard bigger than our one.

Imagine the PCs on board that thing.

<sighs and goes back to dreaming> 		Susan B (19)
85575 2002-10-03 09:30:00 And here's another vet joke that everyone's probably already seen before (dedicated to you Brendonny :D):


A man brought a very limp dog into the veterinary clinic. As he lay the dog on the table, the doctor pulled out his stethoscope, placing the receptor on the dog's chest.

After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, "I'm sorry, but your dog has passed away."

"What?" protested the man hysterically. "How can you tell? You haven't done any testing on him or anything. I want another opinion!"

With that, the vet turned and left the room. In a few moments, he returned with a Labrador Retriever. The Labrador went right to work, sniffing around all over and prodding the poor dead dog with his paws.

After a considerable amount of sniffing and prodding, the Labrador sadly shook his head and said "Woof."

The veterinarian then took the Labrador out and returned in a few moments with a cat, who also checked out the poor dog on the table. As had his predecessors, the cat sadly shook his head and said, "Meow". He then jumped off the table and ran out of the room.

The veterinarian then handed the man a bill for $600. The dog's owner went postal. "$600! Just to tell me my dog is dead? This is outrageous!"

The vet shook his head sadly and explained. "Well, if you had taken my word for it that your dog was dead, it would have been just $50, but with the lab work and the cat scan..." 		Susan B (19)
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