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Thread ID: 125958 2012-07-29 11:43:00 Monday Laughs....Billy's Night Owl / Early Bird Special................. Billy T (70) PC World Chat
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1291521 2012-07-30 12:03:00 Last night I reached for my liquid Viagra and accidentally swigged from a bottle of Liquid Paper.




I woke up this morning with a huge correction.....
johcar (6283)
1291522 2012-07-30 21:03:00 To mark the Olympics, Here are the top eight comments made by sports commentators that they would like to take back:

Weightlifting commentator: This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.

Dressage commentator: This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother.

Boxing Analyst: Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.

Softball announcer: If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.

Basketball analyst: He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.

At the rowing medal ceremony: Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew.

Soccer commentator: Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field.

Tennis commentator: One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them.

Nice one:thumb:

Were these acctualy said by commentators?
stratex5 (16685)
1291523 2012-07-30 21:41:00 Tennis commentator: One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them.

Years ago, that quote was attributed to Sir Bob Charles' wife.

Guess they are made round to go around :)
Zippity (58)
1291524 2012-07-31 01:44:00 Good laughs there.

I am still waiting for that email that God sent out. Wonder if he has my new email address. :D
Bobh (5192)
1291525 2012-07-31 02:24:00 Good laughs there.

I am still waiting for that email that God sent out. Wonder if he has my new email address. :D

How do you know he sent it if you havent received it?? Did he have read receipt enabled??
Gobe1 (6290)
1291526 2012-07-31 02:31:00 How do you know he sent it if you havent received it?? Did he have read receipt enabled??

Read receipt is for us - He has omnipotent turned on.
sam m (517)
1291527 2012-07-31 02:38:00 Haw Haw
I wonder what client he uses....
Gobe1 (6290)
1291528 2012-07-31 03:14:00 How do you know he sent it if you havent received it?? Did he have read receipt enabled??
I have been good so of course he would have sent me one.
Bobh (5192)
1291529 2012-07-31 03:27:00 Good Jokes.
I expect the US security alert has gone from 'lets talk about invading a neighbour', to 'invading several neighbours? :D

Nah. It's more like: "Heads we invade New Zealand and tails we invade Australia".
SurferJoe46 (51)
1291530 2012-07-31 10:39:00 Nah. It's more like: "Heads we invade New Zealand and tails we invade Australia".

Youse fellas orready invaded Godzone, and I have a half-American brother-in-law to prove it!

Somewhere along the line, the welcome got a mite warm, and the greetings got a tad more than fraternal.

Maybe Lend-Lease shoulda read: Lend-Leash...........

We could be related.............Bro Joe

Cheers

Billy 8-{) :D

The difference between friend and family is just a few microns of latex! :devil
Billy T (70)
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