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Thread ID: 26344 2002-10-25 02:34:00 WFTWE......Getting in early for Christmas.....Psychasthenia Billy T (70) Press F1
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92771 2002-10-25 02:34:00 Psychasthenia

An incapacity to resolve doubts/uncertainties or to resist obsessions/compulsions that one knows are irrational.

I know that Auckland will cream Waikato this weekend, but I just have this horrible nagging doubt that said creaming might not be reflected in the final score line.

If I'm wrong, it will give me a severe case of Pygalgia:(

A pain in the buttocks,

otherwise known as Proctalgia

A pain in the a**s :O (It's true, honest injun!)

What has all this got to do with Christmas I hear you ask?

Ummmm......Nothing actually, it's just that it is getting harder to attract your attention to WFTWE and if you though that Santa might be coming early, perhaps you might decide to drop in and check it out.

Thinks: If Santa did come early, would that be premature ejoculation :?

Losing it now, this is a family show, gotta go :8}

Cheers

Billy :D 		Billy T (70)
92772 2002-10-25 02:43:00 Billy T,

:^O :^O
And in any case at least you weren't the jockey. here (www.group1racing.co.uk)

Babe. 		Babe Ruth (416)
92773 2002-10-25 02:44:00 >>> it's just that it is getting harder to attract your attention to WFTWE

You always get my attention with the WFTWE - just not always my comment :)

>>> Thinks: If Santa did come early, would that be premature ejoculation :?

I'm not sure if this deserves comment either - I don't think it should even be in this forum... ;\

Mike. 		Mike (15)
92774 2002-10-25 03:40:00 According to Billy T's dictionary of special words wot I made up myself:

Joculate v. to joke or be jocular

Joculation n. the act of joculating

Ejoculation n. modern form of joculation or joculating, esp on electronic forums (see Press F1)

It's all in the mind you see, we are what we think.]:)

Cheers

Billy 8-{) :D 		Billy T (70)
92775 2002-10-25 03:49:00 :O Billy!! Have I forgotten your meds?!

Why do you make it so hard for us to respond to your WFTW posts? Like Mike says, they don't escape our attention but I can never think of a non-censorable family-friendly reply that won't get me into trouble. :8}

There's only a handful of regulars here that have the ability to spar with you in these posts and even they are probably a bit too timid to rise to the occasion. There is a limit to how far you can stretch the boundaries on this forum. :D

You don't mind if I borrow some of your meds for Babe Ruth, do you Billy? That "jockey" link was a bit irrelevant to this topic in my view and I think a little dose of the pink ones might help with that. ;-) 		Susan B (19)
92776 2002-10-25 04:19:00 Oops, Sorry Susan :8}

I don't set out to make it hard, in fact most start out quite simple then suddenly I come over all funny and when I wake up, there it is, and I've posted it.

Do you think little blue meds might help ?:| Then you can give the pink ones to Babe Ruth :|

Anyway, anybody can have a go at me if they want to, many have over the years. When I went to secondary school I got my first caning for inappropriate humour. There was nothing wrong with the joke either, everybody laughed except the teacher......... and me :O

That was followed over the years by a number of repeat appearances for further strenuous attempts to dry-clean my shorts with a cane (I'm a slow learner) so perhaps that is why I go into dreamland as the climax (sorry) punchline approaches.

Cheers

Billy 8-{) 		Billy T (70)
92777 2002-10-25 04:31:00 The Boys' Own Paper strongly urged a cold bath every morning, Billy. Graham L (2)
92778 2002-10-25 04:54:00 hey!! com'n you guys (and guyesses) I HAD my green meds at breakfast, I had my yellow meds at morning tea, I had my orange meds at lunchtime, I had my blue meds at afternoon tea, NOW you want to make me have the PINK ones?? Blinkin heck I'm a bleeding rainbow.

Babe. 		Babe Ruth (416)
92779 2002-10-25 04:58:00 Ooww Billy, I hate to think of you in pain with Proctalgia :O

Just in case it does go pear shaped this weekend, you better prepare yourself. look here (www.xrefer.com)

You may wish to buy some rubber gloves first ;)

PS* I always read your WFTWE's :D

Jen 		Jen C (20)
92780 2002-10-25 10:09:00 Thanks Jen :^O

I really needed that! Now I have a video to run with this week's WFTWE :O

Cheers

Billy 8-{) :D 		Billy T (70)
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