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Thread ID: 126184	2012-08-12 22:30:00	Monday Laughs..........International Olympics Edition........Plus!	Billy T (70)	PC World Chat

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1294295	2012-08-12 22:30:00	. . Here is an E-Mail hot off the London Olympic Express!! English Weather Re-defined!! Just in case you did not receive the official notification, in conjunction with The Royal Commission for Political Correctness, the Archbishop of Canterbury announced today that the climate in the UK should no longer be referred to as 'English Weather' Rather than offend a sizeable portion of the UK population, and in the post-Olympic spirit of inclusiveness, it will now be referred to as 'Muslim Weather' (Partly Sunni, but.....mostly Shi'ite! ) ********************************* A devout Arab Muslim entered a black cab in London; he curtly asked the cabbie to turn off the radio because as decreed by his religious teaching, he must not listen to music because in the time of the prophet there was no music, especially Western music which is the music of the infidel. The cab driver politely switched off the radio, stopped the cab and opened the door. The Arab Muslim asked him, "What are you doing? "The cabbie answered, "In the time of the prophet there were no taxis, so best you get out here and wait for the next passing camel!!" ********************************* The Titanic - an amazing fact An Irish deep sea diving team went to examine the resting place of the Titanic. They were amazed to find that the Titanic’s swimming pool was still full, even after 100 years lying on the sea bed! ********************************* The Grim Reaper came for me last night, and I beat him off with a Vacuum cleaner. Talk about Dyson with death. ----oOo---- Paddy says "Mick, I'm thinking of buying a Labrador." "Really, ..." says Mick "Have you seen how many of their owners go blind?" ----oOo---- I woke up last night to find the ghost of Gloria Gaynor standing at the foot of my bed. At first I was afraid...then I was petrified! (Okay. So go ask somebody older than dirt to explain it to you!) ----oOo---- The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the worst. So I have been to the charity shop to get all her clothes back. ----oOo---- A mate of mine recently admitted to being addicted to sniffing brake fluid. When I quizzed him on it he reckoned he could stop any time. ----oOo---- I went to the cemetery yesterday to lay some flowers on a grave. As I was standing there, I noticed four grave diggers walking about with a coffin. I drove past three hours later and they were still walking about with it. I thought to myself, those guys have competely lost the plot ..... Cheers Billy 8-{) :)	Billy T (70)
1294296	2012-08-12 22:39:00	:lol: The English weather and the one about the wife :lol:	Nick G (16709)
1294297	2012-08-12 22:47:00	I must be older than dirt	gary67 (56)
1294298	2012-08-12 22:52:00	Why do the British like to drink warm beer? Answer: because they use Lucas refrigerators.	Whenu (9358)
1294299	2012-08-12 22:55:00	Why do the British like to drink warm beer? Answer: because they use Lucas refrigerators. Biggest myth of the 20th century that is. Real beer should be served cold not frozen like Aussie beer	gary67 (56)
1294300	2012-08-12 23:28:00	Real beer should be served cold not frozen like Aussie beer Be fair, if you had to drink Aussie beer you'd want your taste buds frozen too. :devil Cheers Billy 8-{)	Billy T (70)
1294301	2012-08-12 23:47:00	. . I woke up last night to find the ghost of Gloria Gaynor standing at the foot of my bed. At first I was afraid...then I was petrified! (Okay. So go ask somebody older than dirt to explain it to you!) I'm only 23 and I get that! =D	lordnoddy (3645)
1294302	2012-08-13 01:34:00	I'm 73. You will have to explain it to me. I don't have the faintest idea who Gloria Gaynor is (was).	Richard (739)
1294303	2012-08-13 01:40:00	I'm 73. You will have to explain it to me. I don't have the faintest idea who Gloria Gaynor is (was). Singer / Song writter (1970's/Disco era) - Number 1 hit being "I will survive" - opening lines are "At first I was afraind... I was petrified"	lordnoddy (3645)
1294304	2012-08-13 01:46:00	Biggest myth of the 20th century that is. Real beer should be served cold not frozen like Aussie beer At least the poms have real beer.	mikebartnz (21)
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